"I'm a Hard-Rockin Cherry Poppin Party Machine, So Unzip my Pants and You'll Know What I Mean" -Sean Sellers to a drunk High School chick
"Shrimp on the chin baby, gotta shrimp for your chin" -Don't ask
"Listen Listen...Now Listen, if your with an ugly chick and need a quick bang, stop by the liquor store for some condoms, and ask for a paper bag. One on the big head and one on the little head. That way you can double bag her" -My sleazy Step-father