Recent content by Scotteq

So you're at a fast food place in a seedy part of town

The only real answer is to Fap on the counter ...no sense letting your pre~greased hands go to waste.
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- Post #45
- Nov 11, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
Never thought she would sing like this

NVM
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- Post #11
- Oct 4, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
Never thought she would sing like this

NVM
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- Post #10
- Oct 4, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
Awesome book titles that are not in print.

"The Gentleman's Guide To The Golden Age Of Blowjobs" - George Carlin
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- Post #12
- Sep 22, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
The most offensive statement ever

Lots Of those: Eight to Eighty, Blind, Crippled or Crazy.. If she can't walk, Drag her... Old enough to Drive, Old enough To Be Driven...
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- Post #48
- Sep 19, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
can balding remedies help me or is it a waste of time (pic)

(1) shave it (2) sell the space for advertising (3) Profit
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- Post #27
- Sep 2, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
What first world problem did you have today?

Had to wait 10 minutes for my fish tacos...
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- Post #1,328
- Aug 27, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
How do you shoot yourself in the chest while handcuffed behind your back?

Of Course, it was a Suicide... Suicide By Cop
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- Post #21
- Aug 27, 2014
- Forum: Politics and News
Does the world deserve a nuclear WW3 as punishment?

I'd just as soon skip the Nukes... A global plague is much more environmentally friendly.
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- Post #11
- Aug 18, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
A Question About Blue Cheese

The Blue spots turn Paisley :colbert:
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- Post #29
- Aug 10, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
Charlton Heston was a fine human being but a lousy actor.

Why wasn't "Ben Hur" called "Ben Him" Wait for it.... Wait For it...
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- Post #8
- Aug 2, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
Is bigfoot at risk of contracting the ebola virus?

Yeah.... ... But a Suppository that big?!?! [emoji43]
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- Post #19
- Jul 30, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
Is bigfoot at risk of contracting the ebola virus?

Heh - Ancient Aliens assert Bigfoot may actually be a space alien messenger tasked with collecting samples and keeping an eye on mankind...
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- Post #12
- Jul 29, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
Is bigfoot at risk of contracting the ebola virus?

Unpossibul - Bigfoot semen is the cure for Ebola.
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- Post #11
- Jul 29, 2014
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
DC ban on gun carry rights - unconstitutional

French, actually. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_at_B%C3%A9ziers
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- Post #23
- Jul 29, 2014
- Forum: Politics and News

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