I've been having problems lately when I sneeze. I cover my mouth, and when I pull them away, one of those flem balls will be plastered all over my palms... And those little things are harder to get off the hands than a sticky booger.
Just heard last night's Leno one liners. Busted up laughing when I heard this one: "Al Gore has decided to return to the private sector. He is going to retire to Florida where he will teach people how to punch holes in cards!"... or something to that effect. I love it.
Go George...
A couple tips I've learned in the past. I have used Cheaptickets.com for a couple of my bookings, and in every instance, I haven't had any problems. One of the problems that I have heard about, from friend's personal experience: The airlines "obligate themselves" to serve a higher...
It really doesn't make any sense, (someone say "no-duh SubmarineYN") There was a deadline date for all the absentee ballots to be received in order for them to be counted towards the overall count. So if this is the case, why in the #$%@! does it matter what the post mark date is...
There's a prime parking spot where I work that is very close to the place of business. Only problem is, it's under the busiest bird bathroom tree in the area. Most people know of this; however, every now and again an unfortunate "newbie" parks there, and they suddenly discover their...
I have already come to the conclusion that if I am ever granted three wishes by the granting Genie, my first wish would no doubt be: If ever a bird were to shat on my car, it would suffer an instant, but miserable death. One might ask, "Why not wish for no bird to ever again shat on your...
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