This is one I used to get a lot:
User: My PC was running fine this morning but now it's very slow!
Me: Ok ( click on the taskbar and see 38 instances of Excel running ) Umm...are you working on all of these at once?
User: Oh! That's where all my stuff went!
About 2 years ago I was showing a new employee our old Nortel phone switch and wanted to point out that he should avoid getting anywhere near the hard reset button. When I went to point at the button I pressed it. 250+ employees kicked off the phones for 10 minutes.
Did I mention that we're a...
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