It's real. I thought so too but it's real. The NYTPitchbot and the Onion can't compete.That has got to be fake.
It's real. I thought so too but it's real. The NYTPitchbot and the Onion can't compete.
George Dubya Bush had his “fuzzy math,” Trump has “MAGA Math.”I like the subtle notion that 119M people would have died by sharing 22M pills. "You get one fifth, you get one fifth,..."
The faithful think this stuff is funny. It's so awesome how everyone just says stupid shit and pisses everyone off. That's a victory to them.Surely-to-God it can't be? If not a fake then he was hacked? Can't be that far gone, surely?
That has got to be fake.
This better not bite into my tariff dividend check!
The first Trump administration tried to corner the market on masks and needles during the pandemic and then distributed them to the same people who would have bought them anyway had the administration not hosed the supply chain. They have even fewer useful people in the administration this time around.So they are going to have a vast bureaucracy to collect the money, and then give it back again to the people who had to pay it? Sounds like another triumph of governmental efficiency.
Suck him off any harder and that mushroom won't have any skin left on it. These fucking clowns are so delusional.
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