The DOJ Says Trump Has Saved 258 Million Lives in his first 100 days

HomerJS · May 1, 2025

I feel obligated to offer an apology to President Trump. I've called him all manner of hateful epithets in the past. Racist, dictator, liar, immoral, incompetent, despicable, unfit for office.

I've been wrong about this guy all along. He is such a great President he has saved 258 million lives in just his foirst 100 days. Amazing. No person has ever done this job to the level of Trump ever. It's at a level nobody has ever seen.

Thank you, President Trump

The DOJ Says Trump Has Saved 258 Million Lives. I Asked Them What That’s Based On.

“Are you ready for this, media?” No, actually!

slate.com

MrSquished · May 1, 2025

Well I guess I'm not one of the 287 million then. Shit.

fskimospy · May 1, 2025

HomerJS said:
I feel obligated to offer an apology to President Trump. I've called him all manner of hateful epithets in the past. Racist, dictator, liar, immoral, incompetent, despicable, unfit for office.

I've been wrong about this guy all along. He is such a great President he has saved 258 million lives in just his foirst 100 days. Amazing. No person has ever done this job to the level of Trump ever. It's at a level nobody has ever seen.

Thank you, President Trump

The DOJ Says Trump Has Saved 258 Million Lives. I Asked Them What That’s Based On.

“Are you ready for this, media?” No, actually!

slate.com

This is definitely 'Dear Leader got 18 holes in one on his first time golfing' levels of sycophancy. Just ritual public humiliation of themselves to show fealty.

nakedfrog · May 1, 2025

With tears in my eyes, I salute you, Great Leader, for with you, every day is Liberation Day! Every day you save my life, and I can never be grateful enough! Thank you for allowing me the air I breathe, sir!

Heartbreaker · May 1, 2025

I heard a bit of Trumps sycophants praising dear leader for the best job ever in his first 100 days. I was ready to vomit in the first 20 seconds.

It's absolute, terror inspired appeasement of the mad dictator for every one of them.

A dictatorship led by evil mad man is terrible for nearly everyone, even the people who think they are on his side. Do you think working for Darth Vader was safe?

I'm bit jealous of the MAGA cult's delusional bubble, that prevents them from seeing America turn into a Madman's dictatorship.

dank69 · May 1, 2025

God Bless America and God Bless Donald J. Trump, shielded by God himself in order to save this ungrateful nation!

Pontius Dilate · May 2, 2025

When I first read that the Attorney General said that Trump's actions on Fentanyl resulted in 22 million pills seized and 119 million lives saved in 100 days, I was like wow that's pretty incredible. The ratio of pills to deaths seems a bit unrealistic. I'm not sure if I buy that. When she literally doubled down and said that in fact 258 million lives were saved, I was like now that is crazy. How could anyone believe that to be true?

But then I started to think about it. Sure, politicians lie, we all know that. But why would she lie about something so outrageous, so impossible to believe, so easy to discredit? No one would put themselves that far out on a limb, right? Could she and the rest of the Trump administration be such unabashed reprobate liars? No, that idea in itself strains credulity. It must be true! If Trump was not president, literally 70% of the population of the United States would be dead at this moment! Greenman was right all along! God is Great!

eelw · May 2, 2025

What an orange chump. Look at what Biden did!!!

For example, the Homeland Security Department said in an April 28 press release that U.S. Customs and Border Protection had seized 64,000 pounds of fentanyl during former President Joe Biden’s administration. "Enough fentanyl to kill 14 billion people."

[DHT]Osiris · May 2, 2025

At this rate we're going to have over a billion people in the country by the time fall comes around, I don't think people realize how well the Democrats' population culling worked at maintaining the country.

RalphTheCow · May 2, 2025

How the eff is she going to walk this back? Waiting…

In other Blondi news, I just learned that was the name of Hitler’s dog. Cool!

fskimospy · May 2, 2025

RalphTheCow said:
How the eff is she going to walk this back? Waiting…

In other Blondi news, I just learned that was the name of Hitler’s dog. Cool!

She’s not going to. The point here is not to say things that are true, it’s to demonstrate loyalty by saying things she knows are obviously false.

RalphTheCow · May 2, 2025

fskimospy said:
She’s not going to. The point here is not to say things that are true, it’s to demonstrate loyalty by saying things she knows are obviously false.

Maybe the fake news radical left woke lamestream media will press her on it, at risk of being blackballed.

Pens1566 · May 2, 2025

RalphTheCow said:
How the eff is she going to walk this back? Waiting…

In other Blondi news, I just learned that was the name of Hitler’s dog. Cool!

She won't. If anything, she'll double down and enhance it. That's the "dear leader" MO.

soulcougher73 · May 2, 2025

This is like the tariff maths

nakedfrog · May 2, 2025

[DHT]Osiris said:
At this rate we're going to have over a billion people in the country by the time fall comes around, I don't think people realize how well the Democrats' population culling worked at maintaining the country.

To be fair, we did have 6 billion people cross the border during the Biden administration.

Marjorie Taylor Greene mocked for tweeting "6 billion" crossed U.S. border

In a since-deleted tweet, the Republican congresswoman said that "6 Billion people illegally crossed our border since Biden took office."

www.newsweek.com

hal2kilo · May 2, 2025

Reminds me of the Grimms fairytale about the 7 Flies in one blow.

BoomerD · May 2, 2025

Pontius Dilate said:
When I first read that the Attorney General said that Trump's actions on Fentanyl resulted in 22 million pills seized and 119 million lives saved in 100 days, I was like wow that's pretty incredible. The ratio of pills to deaths seems a bit unrealistic. I'm not sure if I buy that. When she literally doubled down and said that in fact 258 million lives were saved, I was like now that is crazy. How could anyone believe that to be true?

But then I started to think about it. Sure, politicians lie, we all know that. But why would she lie about something so outrageous, so impossible to believe, so easy to discredit? No one would put themselves that far out on a limb, right? Could she and the rest of the Trump administration be such unabashed reprobate liars? No, that idea in itself strains credulity. It must be true! If Trump was not president, literally 70% of the population of the United States would be dead at this moment! Greenman was right all along! God is Great!

Well...duh...it was that super strong Chinese fentanyl...people are saying it's the most potent stuff they've ever ~~snorted~~ seen...really...MANY people are saying.

woolfe9998 · May 3, 2025

If you base your assumption on the maximum number of people who could theoretically OD, then we've saved literally billyuns and billyuns of lives in the war on drugs. Literally many, many times our total population. We saved all the living and then saved the dead from dying again. Bondi left out those billyuns who were saved before Trump took office!

fskimospy · May 3, 2025

woolfe9998 said:
If you base your assumption on the maximum number of people who could theoretically OD, then we've saved literally billyuns and billyuns of lives in the war on drugs. Literally many, many times our total population. We saved all the living and then saved the dead from dying again. Bondi left out those billyuns who were saved before Trump took office!

By the end of the year they will have saved the entire population of the US about twice over, including apparently the babies and grandmas that would have otherwise ODed.

MtnMan · May 3, 2025

Who the fuck believes Trump gives a damn about drug users? He cares about himself and a half a dozen billionaires that keep funneling money to him.

Heartbreaker · May 3, 2025

It's not just the moronic claims.

You really need to see the cabinet, giving their "think" happy thoughts snow job to the President. It's batshit insane.

Then compare with this classic episode of the Twilight zone where everyone is terrified of 6 year old kid with super mental powers:

Moonbeam · May 3, 2025

Just think of how many maggots they have given new homes. It could be in the trillions. And don't forget the brain worms.

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