116 year old virgin

[pontifex]

yes, you heard right. Story

Lonely goat herd, 116

A 116-year-old Ukrainian goat herd claims his long life is down to never having had sex with a woman.

Grigoriy Nestor, from the village of Stariy Yarichev, close to capital Kiev, said: "According to my Christian beliefs there is no sex before marriage, so I never had a wife.

"People that were not married like me live longer. People who get married just argue all the time, and that's not good for your health.

"I believe that's why I have lived so long, that and the fact I have never been curious.

"People who know too much always come to a nasty end. Better to stay stupid and not wonder too much about anything."

He told local newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda he had only been to school twice when he had visited his local primary school for two days and learned to write his name.

He added: "The less you know, the longer you live. Ignorance is long life and happiness."

His entire life has been spent tending his goats, he said.



Heard this on the news on the radio on Friday. They made the goat jokes too, as I'm sure everyone and their mother has also.

I searched for 116, virgin, and goat and didn't see any other threads about it, so sorry if its a repost. I will not be held accountable for people who make threads with retarded titles.

So here's a question - Do you thnik ignorance is bliss?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Coming to a theater near you..

 

[MrDudeMan]

Well if that is what he is happy doing, then more power to him.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

I'm not sure if I should believe what this site says, they're saying a cat gave birth to a puppy as well: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2306500.html?menu=news.quirkies.animaltales

 

[StageLeft]

Haha

 

[cherrytwist]

"So many goats, so little time. Who has time for a wife?"

:Q

 

[IAteYourMother]

I guess there is a little truth in what he says

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
I'm not sure if I should believe what this site says, they're saying a cat gave birth to a puppy as well: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2306500.html?menu=news.quirkies.animaltales

well, that was the 1st site i found that had the story. it was also reported on a local radio station's regular news broadcast.

 

[50cent1228]

wtffffffff

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

This thread is screaming for a parody.

 

[thehstrybean]

Is ignorance bliss? I don't think so. I want to know as much as I can about lots of things. Sure, I'm a little stressed, but who isn't?

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
This thread is screaming for a parody.

what? 118 y/o virgin?


and yes, I do think ignorance is bliss.

 

[ultimatebob]

I'm morbidly curious... If he didn't have sex with a woman, what DID he have sex with?

 

[paulney]

> He told local newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda

As yellow as the yellow press gets

 

[DanTMWTMP]

http://sageke.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/2002/21/nw72 <--- extremely interesting.

"You've taken 20 years off my life," the mother complains to her rebellious teenage daughter. Many scientists believe that's no exaggeration: According to a theory of aging, living things must choose whether to perpetuate their genes or preserve themselves. Now, a new study claims to have overturned the idea. But some researchers say the data support the conventional wisdom.

Studies of fruit flies bolster the notion that creatures face a tradeoff between reproduction and survival: Flies that delay reproduction outlive earlier breeders. A 1996 study of British royalty suggested that the same holds true for humans: Blue bloods who bore children earlier died younger than those who reproduced later. But statistician Hans-Georg M?ler of the University of California, Davis, and colleagues questioned the conclusions from the study on humans, suspecting that changes in reproductive patterns skewed the analysis.

 

[paulney]

Also, come on, the guy is illiterate yet knows his age?
He was supposedly born before the Revolution, so I discount the whole thing on the basis:

a. The whole thing is a fake given it's in the newspaper 'Comsomol Truth'
b. The guy doesn't have a clue about his real age due to illiteracy
c. There are no papers to prove it because they weren't kept at the time for peasants like him (or lost in the tumultuous times)

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist

"So many goats, so little time. Who has time for a wife?"

:Q

:laugh:

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: pontifex
yes, you heard right. Story

Lonely goat herd, 116

A 116-year-old Ukrainian goat herd claims his long life is down to never having had sex with a woman.

Grigoriy Nestor, from the village of Stariy Yarichev, close to capital Kiev, said: "According to my Christian beliefs there is no sex before marriage, so I never had a wife.

"People that were not married like me live longer. People who get married just argue all the time, and that's not good for your health.

"I believe that's why I have lived so long, that and the fact I have never been curious.

"People who know too much always come to a nasty end. Better to stay stupid and not wonder too much about anything."

He told local newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda he had only been to school twice when he had visited his local primary school for two days and learned to write his name.

He added: "The less you know, the longer you live. Ignorance is long life and happiness."

His entire life has been spent tending his goats, he said.



Heard this on the news on the radio on Friday. They made the goat jokes too, as I'm sure everyone and their mother has also.

I searched for 116, virgin, and goat and didn't see any other threads about it, so sorry if its a repost. I will not be held accountable for people who make threads with retarded titles.

So here's a question - Do you thnik ignorance is bliss?

So am I reading into this right....sex with goats FTW? :shocked:

 

[theeedude]

Someone get this man a prostitute and a double shot of Viagra, stat.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
http://sageke.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/2002/21/nw72 <--- extremely interesting.

"You've taken 20 years off my life," the mother complains to her rebellious teenage daughter. Many scientists believe that's no exaggeration: According to a theory of aging, living things must choose whether to perpetuate their genes or preserve themselves. Now, a new study claims to have overturned the idea. But some researchers say the data support the conventional wisdom.

Studies of fruit flies bolster the notion that creatures face a tradeoff between reproduction and survival: Flies that delay reproduction outlive earlier breeders. A 1996 study of British royalty suggested that the same holds true for humans: Blue bloods who bore children earlier died younger than those who reproduced later. But statistician Hans-Georg M?ler of the University of California, Davis, and colleagues questioned the conclusions from the study on humans, suspecting that changes in reproductive patterns skewed the analysis.

so jacking off too much will make one die soon...

 

[nageov3t]

99 problems and a ***** ain't one?

 

[dennilfloss]

Is he gonna be one of the 79 virgins awaitig suicide bombers in the netherworld?

Edit: A skoorb sighting!!

 

[n yusef]

Originally posted by: paulney
Also, come on, the guy is illiterate yet knows his age?
He was supposedly born before the Revolution, so I discount the whole thing on the basis:

a. The whole thing is a fake given it's in the newspaper 'Comsomol Truth'
b. The guy doesn't have a clue about his real age due to illiteracy
c. There are no papers to prove it because they weren't kept at the time for peasants like him (or lost in the tumultuous times)

Um... Illiterate people can still count.

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: n yusef

Originally posted by: paulney
Also, come on, the guy is illiterate yet knows his age?
He was supposedly born before the Revolution, so I discount the whole thing on the basis:

a. The whole thing is a fake given it's in the newspaper 'Comsomol Truth'
b. The guy doesn't have a clue about his real age due to illiteracy
c. There are no papers to prove it because they weren't kept at the time for peasants like him (or lost in the tumultuous times)

Um... Illiterate people can still count.

And talk via word of mouth

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: n yusef

Originally posted by: paulney
Also, come on, the guy is illiterate yet knows his age?
He was supposedly born before the Revolution, so I discount the whole thing on the basis:

a. The whole thing is a fake given it's in the newspaper 'Comsomol Truth'
b. The guy doesn't have a clue about his real age due to illiteracy
c. There are no papers to prove it because they weren't kept at the time for peasants like him (or lost in the tumultuous times)

Um... Illiterate people can still count.

116 years!!!
You realize people forget their birthdays and some times they have to calculate their age, if you ask them about it. And that's by the time they hit 60-70, let alone 116. The guy can't reference the calendar. Or the passport. Or whatever documents he has.

I highly doubt the whole thing. Let me dig in the source directly, without translation.