18th Bday present

[smoaky]

I have a computer already, im going to buy a laptop for college. I need some ideas on what to ask for my 18th. My extended family doesn't give money for sentimental reasons. So whats the latest and greatest in technology these days? I have a job so I buy things for myself when I really want them (And I have no living expenses except food). I will probably build a new desktop in 1-2 years once im settled at college. (I start in fall) So I don't need any computer parts etc. I need some ideas folks. Nothing is too outlandish, unless it costs too much (keep it under 500 please). thanks!

 

[kogase]

I think I asked for a Guiness.

 

[Tu13erhead]

Car?

 

[z0mb13]

fleshlight?

 

[sniperruff]

you can get an intro laptop for under $500

 

[Ameesh]

now that you are an adult you can lay off the presents soo much, just have a nice dinner with your family.

 

[ponyo]

realdoll

 

[l Xes l]

a credit card?.. maybe a check?

 

[smoaky]

my extended family wants to give me something. Im going out with my parents and sibling for dinner tomorrow and they are going to get me a bike (nice road bike).

 

[hypn0tik]

Subscription to Playboy.

 

[smoaky]

heh @fleshlight and realdoll.


@the guiness comment. - Im going to go out and buy a bunch of cigars and stuff w/ my REAL id.

 

[smoaky]

but really, some tech item thats cool thats not a computer or laptop.

 

[natto fire]

lap dance
preferably from a stripper and not your family...

 

[illusion88]

Hooker bot 5000

 

[ShadoWing]

LAP DANCE LAP DANCE!

 

[hjo3]

TiVo.

 

[lateralus1082]

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[smoaky]

this is hopeless.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: lateralus1082
booze, drugs and prostitutes...LOTS of prositutes.


And nudes of your mom and sister using a double headed dildo (That's your gift to us)

wtf

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: smoaky
this is hopeless.

From your OP: "I need some ideas folks. Nothing is too outlandish, unless it costs too much (keep it under 500 please). thanks!"

 

[lateralus1082]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: lateralus1082
booze, drugs and prostitutes...LOTS of prositutes.


And nudes of your mom and sister using a double headed dildo (That's your gift to us)

wtf

Would I have been out of line asking for nude pictures of his girlfriend?

 

[smoaky]

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy

Originally posted by: smoaky
this is hopeless.

From your OP: "I need some ideas folks. Nothing is too outlandish, unless it costs too much (keep it under 500 please). thanks!"

should have added smiley face. funny comments.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: lateralus1082
That little gem has earned you a two week vacation.

AnandTech Moderator

Heh

 

[Jaxidian]

Originally posted by: hjo3
TiVo.

 

[enwar3]

how come noone said ipod yet?