24 Season 6 News

[Reckoner]

Apparently most of the story won't be taking place in China. Text

 

[grohl]

Jack does not "get captured". This is because no human or machine can successfully restrain him. He "chose" to go with the Chinese.

 

[astrocase]

Jack Bauer > Jesus

 

[grohl]

Congress authorized the minting of a 24 dollar bill with Jack Bauer's picture on it, but the printing machines broke under the stress of his awesomeness.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: grohl
Congress authorized the minting of a 24 dollar bill with Jack Bauer's picture on it, but the printing machines broke under the stress of his awesomeness.

:laugh:

 

[Litchfield285]

Jack Bauer is Jesus.

 

[aswedc]

No more CTU please!

 

[Furyline]

I was hoping for a season in China, the show is getting repetitive DAMMIT!

 

[grohl]

last one...
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: grohl
last one...
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

..after slapping her around a bit and then shooting Anne Sullivan in the knee cap.