Right, been working since 1974, I have collected a total of 6 weeks unemployment since then, I'd hardly consider myself as a lazy loser who refuses to get a job and wants the Gov to pick up my tab for my entire existence..
you had 39 years to prepare for this scenario and the only solution you can come up with is raid your 401k or use food stamps. Based on that I don't see how you avoided having the govt pick up at least part of your tab