a couple of yes/no riddles

[TheJoker6900]

Here are two small yes/no riddles. Hope you don't know them :


-- A man is at home. He goes to bed, switching the light off and gets asleep.
The morning comes, he's getting up, and when he sees what he sees, he commits suicide. Why?

-- A man is found dead in the desert. He is bare naked, and he has a straw in his hand. What happened?

 

[guyver01]

uhm... why and what usually do not cause a YES/NO response

 

[mpitts]

Yes

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: mpitts
Yes

No

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: TheJoker6900
Here are two small yes/no riddles. Hope you don't know them :


-- A man is at home. He goes to bed, switching the light off and gets asleep.
The morning comes, he's getting up, and when he sees what he sees, he commits suicide. Why?

-- A man is found dead in the desert. He is bare naked, and he has a straw in his hand. What happened?

Flying in baloon, started going down. Started dumping everything overboard to lighten the load. Still too heavy, so they drew straws to see who jumps overboard. He lost.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: TheJoker6900
-- A man is found dead in the desert. He is bare naked, and he has a straw in his hand. What happened?

He died.

 

[hopeless879]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: mpitts
Yes

No

Yes

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: TheJoker6900
Here are two small yes/no riddles. Hope you don't know them :


-- A man is at home. He goes to bed, switching the light off and gets asleep.
The morning comes, he's getting up, and when he sees what he sees, he commits suicide. Why?

-- A man is found dead in the desert. He is bare naked, and he has a straw in his hand. What happened?

When the man switched the light off he accidently switched his wife's life support machine off. In the morning he finds her dead, and kills himself for being a moron.

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: TheJoker6900
-- A man is found dead in the desert. He is bare naked, and he has a straw in his hand. What happened?

He died.

You bastard, now come and clean coffee off my monitor!

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: guyver01
uhm... why and what usually do not cause a YES/NO response

The idea is that you are allowed to ask any question and the riddle master is only allowed to answer with a yes or a no. They are intended to pass the time on a long drive, hike or camping trip.

 

[cain]

wtf? yes/no?

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: hopeless879

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: mpitts
Yes

No

Yes

I disagree.

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: mpitts

Originally posted by: hopeless879

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: mpitts
Yes

No

Yes

I disagree.

Yes to the first....no to second one.

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: TheCorm

Originally posted by: mpitts

Originally posted by: hopeless879

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: mpitts
Yes

No

Yes

I disagree.

Yes to the first....no to second one.

I'd like to buy a vowel.

 

[TubStain]

Was the man found in the desert drive into the desert?

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: amnesiac

Originally posted by: TheCorm

Originally posted by: mpitts

Originally posted by: hopeless879

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: mpitts
Yes

No

Yes

I disagree.

Yes to the first....no to second one.

I'd like to buy a vowel.

There is 1 'E'

 

[OutHouse]

well this thread fell into the pits of hell rather quickly.

 

[jjones]

42

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: Citrix
well this thread fell into the pits of hell rather quickly.

Our riddlemaster didn't hang around to explain it or answer any questions, so yeah, things fall apart when they aren't maintained

 

[MrDingleDangle]

-- A man is at home. He goes to bed, switching the light off and gets asleep.
The morning comes, he's getting up, and when he sees what he sees, he commits suicide. Why?

he no longer had a penis?

-- A man is found dead in the desert. He is bare naked, and he has a straw in his hand. What happened?

he had 1 too many "minderasers"?