A letter to my penis

XMan

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Dear penis,

I dont think I like you anymore.

You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh, Dear penis, I dont like you anymore

It used to be you and me, a paper towel, and a dirty magazine; that's all we needed to get by.

Now it seems things have changed, and i think that youre the one to blame.

Dear penis - I dont like you anymore.

He replies!

Dear Rodney,

I don't think I like you anymore.

Cause when you get to dirnking; you put me places that I've never been before, oh Rodney, I don't like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship; come to terms with truly how we feel. if we put our heads together, why we'd just stay home forever.

Dear penis - I think I like you after all!

- Rodney Carrington
 

PsychoAndy

Lifer
Dec 31, 2000
10,735
0
0
LOL nice. Dan, you have way too much time on your hands. Maybe you should go get in touch with your penis.
 

SHoddyCOmp

Platinum Member
Apr 1, 2002
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ROTFLMAO... I tyhink ive seen something like that before but either way.... hahaha. great.
 

SSP

Lifer
Oct 11, 1999
17,727
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AHAHA! I remember that flash from the same thread. The last line is the best!
 

RU482

Lifer
Apr 9, 2000
12,689
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hehe, I hear this one on Bob and Tom all the Time. I love it when Rodney comes to town
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: redly1
hehe, I hear this one on Bob and Tom all the Time. I love it when Rodney comes to town

I live in Indy, home of B and T
I like it more when Heywood Banks is in town. That man is hilarious.
 

MrCodeDude

Lifer
Jun 23, 2001
13,674
1
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Originally posted by: bandXtrb
The song is kind of immature and dumb if you ask me.
/me thinks someone's small penis hates him
And no one asked you, so don't rain on our parade
-- mrcodedude
 

bandXtrb

Banned
May 27, 2001
2,169
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Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Originally posted by: bandXtrb
The song is kind of immature and dumb if you ask me.
/me thinks someone's small penis hates him
And no one asked you, so don't rain on our parade
-- mrcodedude

Of course, you are right. Enjoy your penises.
 

RU482

Lifer
Apr 9, 2000
12,689
3
81
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: redly1
hehe, I hear this one on Bob and Tom all the Time. I love it when Rodney comes to town

I live in Indy, home of B and T
I like it more when Heywood Banks is in town. That man is hilarious.


Hey, I live in Indy too Yeah, Heywood is a kill also
 

Frosty3799

Diamond Member
Nov 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Originally posted by: Frosty3799
Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
wtf...I posted this song a long time ago and got locked :|:Q

mods were online
But by their own admission, they have no lives. So where are they now? Group bath?

i think they sleep more than the rest of us... (theyre crazyyyyyy)
 
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