Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
You want clout on ATOT? It's not how many posts you have made; it's all about the banworthy-posts-to-actual-bannage ratio.
A hundred banworthy posts and only one one-week-vacation on your file = teh win.
Quick. We need a mathematical forula for this wherein the result is "radius of eBalls"
Tried calculating mine. 40 minutes into the job, it threw a rounding error.
There ain't no calculator stable enough. :music:
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: oiprocs
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Not gonna read it but you sure have a thing for lifers. Don't ask, don't tell.
Had you read it, you would have known this is another attempt by me to bring together the noobs of this forum.
I feel like we are in the days of Camelot, where mods and lifers are royalty, and everyone else is a haggard peasant. Yet, we outnumber you guys by a lot (I think). With a united front, we can shutdown your frivolously imposed aristocracy.
I'm still pretty much a noob, and I've never had a problem.
Know why? B/C I'm not an idiot and I don't post ridiculous threads like this. You take this too seriously. Once you realize that your so-called nemesi, the AT Lifers, really don't give a shite about your or anyone else's posting status, then you'll be fine. It's the quality (or lack there-of) of your posts that gets noticed. You're heading in the wrong direction there, bud.
Originally posted by: BigJ
You need a champion for your cause. A newb that transcends Lifer. Maybe Goosemaster?
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: BigJ
You need a champion for your cause. A newb that transcends Lifer. Maybe Goosemaster?
Fixed
Originally posted by: oiprocs
Originally posted by: mwmorph
Originally posted by: oiprocs
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Not gonna read it but you sure have a thing for lifers. Don't ask, don't tell.
Had you read it, you would have known this is another attempt by me to bring together the noobs of this forum.
I feel like we are in the days of Camelot, where mods and lifers are royalty, and everyone else is a haggard peasant. Yet, we outnumber you guys by a lot (I think). With a united front, we can shutdown your frivolously imposed aristocracy.
I've never had that problem and you wouldn't either if your posts were relevant, thought out and made sense. Also, a decent command of the English language helps.
I mean this thread sounds like the ramblings of some deluded, crazy conspiracy theorist, white rapper, and by that I don't mean a good white rapper like Aesop Rock or Eminem, I mean Vanilla Ice.
I've never had a problem with a lifer, never personally attacked a lifer, never been in any heated debate, never been banned for anything. In fact, most of my posts have a somewhere in them.
This is OFF TOPIC, the one place on AT where we can start threads about anything, the one place where I feel creativity should be encouraged. How can you call my posts irrelevant when this forum has NO SPECIFIC TOPIC?
Furthermore, I'd like to take a page out of the experienced members of this forum, and say that if you don't like the thread, you don't have to post. If my delusional thoughts affect you that much, ignore me. I too, shall pass, and life will go on.
Originally posted by: ironwing
That kind of neffing ain't easy so quitcherbitchin.
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Originally posted by: ironwing
That kind of neffing ain't easy so quitcherbitchin.
I respectfully disagree.
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Originally posted by: ironwing
That kind of neffing ain't easy so quitcherbitchin.
I respectfully disagree.
It really isn't. Eventually self respect slows you down.
Originally posted by: everman
cliffs?
Originally posted by: everman
cliffs?
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: everman
cliffs?
oiprocs: whine
olds: dick
mwmorph: drugs
Crak: chill
Krazy: Huh?
oiprocs: whine
Yoyo: This sucks
Canai: t;d
oiprocs: whine
Squish: whiner
mw: reposte
zin: ain't got that swing
war: you, not me
Injury: life, tri it
Smooch: step by step...
zin: whiner
Yo: whiner
prod: ban/post calc
BigJ: joke
oiprocs: whine
Injury: calc tweak
prod: calc crash
Injury: whiner
Injury: happy
prod: sad
oiprocs: whine
olds: Goose ref
pyonir: happy
Cdub: wisdom
iwing: whine
mw: philosophy
prod: nef
iwing: counter nef
everman: nef
prod: deep nef
Injury: cliffy cliffs
iwing: expansive cliff (circular cell ref)
Originally posted by: ironwing
BigJ: jokeOriginally posted by: everman
cliffs?
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: ironwing
BigJ: jokeOriginally posted by: everman
cliffs?
I can't believe that's how you feel about me after all these years
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: ironwing
BigJ: jokeOriginally posted by: everman
cliffs?
I can't believe that's how you feel about me after all these years
Originally posted by: oiprocs
I wrote this song to endorse members of ATOT to follow along,
It's specifically intended to be aimed at those with less than lifer status,
in ATOT that makes us below average,
We don't have a say in anything that goes on,
and anytime we say something someone points out that we got it all wrong,
Yet we continue to roll up in our noob dump trucks,
and spill out by the thousands and start running amuck,
The lifers always claim that the average age is insane,
it's got to be somewhere in the teens,
because all these stupid threads are keeping the good ones from being seen,
And I guess they hate us more, because other members now see posting as a chore,
They don't get to discuss things maturely, instead they spend their time correcting the posts we made immaturely,
We drove off many members, they haven't been seen in ages,
All the lifers want remembrance, instead they're getting pages and pages upon threads,
That provide no recollection of the good times they were used to gettin',
So what do we do, as a collective source of power,
We pretty much run these forums, I say we blossom like a flower,
Start spreading our wings like an eagle, grab all the noobs and be lethal,
Take over the forum forever, and drive all the lifers to a forum they think is better,
We already know a place, it's called TFNN and we can put them in their place,
I know you're already thinking, that the mods will think we're scheming,
and then they'll ban us all for dreaming, they'll say that unions make for cheating,
But that's where you're wrong my fellow noobs, they can't take away what we can't lose,
and since we don't have lifer status, it's ok to lose, we're already below average!
Originally posted by: pyonir
If it were up to me, i'd give ironwing "pre-Lifer" status.
Originally posted by: Alistar7
Originally posted by: pyonir
If it were up to me, i'd give ironwing "pre-Lifer" status.
If it were up to me no title would be given under avatar. Post count/join date would only be visible through viewing profile, and only required to be shown when engaged in trading.
Originally posted by: pyonir
If it were up to me, i'd give ironwing "pre-Lifer" status.
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: pyonir
If it were up to me, i'd give ironwing "pre-Lifer" status.
Have I just been told to get a life?
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
:beer: :music:Here's to you Mr n00blar intarweb forum poster.:music: