I wrote this song to endorse members of ATOT to follow along,
It's specifically intended to be aimed at those with less than lifer status,
in ATOT that makes us below average,
We don't have a say in anything that goes on,
and anytime we say something someone points out that we got it all wrong,
Yet we continue to roll up in our noob dump trucks,
and spill out by the thousands and start running amuck,
The lifers always claim that the average age is insane,
it's got to be somewhere in the teens,
because all these stupid threads are keeping the good ones from being seen,
And I guess they hate us more, because other members now see posting as a chore,
They don't get to discuss things maturely, instead they spend their time correcting the posts we made immaturely,
We drove off many members, they haven't been seen in ages,
All the lifers want remembrance, instead they're getting pages and pages upon threads,
That provide no recollection of the good times they were used to gettin',
So what do we do, as a collective source of power,
We pretty much run these forums, I say we blossom like a flower,
Start spreading our wings like an eagle, grab all the noobs and be lethal,
Take over the forum forever, and drive all the lifers to a forum they think is better,
We already know a place, it's called TFNN and we can put them in their place,
I know you're already thinking, that the mods will think we're scheming,
and then they'll ban us all for dreaming, they'll say that unions make for cheating,
But that's where you're wrong my fellow noobs, they can't take away what we can't lose,
and since we don't have lifer status, it's ok to lose, we're already below average!
It's specifically intended to be aimed at those with less than lifer status,
in ATOT that makes us below average,
We don't have a say in anything that goes on,
and anytime we say something someone points out that we got it all wrong,
Yet we continue to roll up in our noob dump trucks,
and spill out by the thousands and start running amuck,
The lifers always claim that the average age is insane,
it's got to be somewhere in the teens,
because all these stupid threads are keeping the good ones from being seen,
And I guess they hate us more, because other members now see posting as a chore,
They don't get to discuss things maturely, instead they spend their time correcting the posts we made immaturely,
We drove off many members, they haven't been seen in ages,
All the lifers want remembrance, instead they're getting pages and pages upon threads,
That provide no recollection of the good times they were used to gettin',
So what do we do, as a collective source of power,
We pretty much run these forums, I say we blossom like a flower,
Start spreading our wings like an eagle, grab all the noobs and be lethal,
Take over the forum forever, and drive all the lifers to a forum they think is better,
We already know a place, it's called TFNN and we can put them in their place,
I know you're already thinking, that the mods will think we're scheming,
and then they'll ban us all for dreaming, they'll say that unions make for cheating,
But that's where you're wrong my fellow noobs, they can't take away what we can't lose,
and since we don't have lifer status, it's ok to lose, we're already below average!