Ahahaha *Gasp*

[imported_LoKe]

Text

I just...whoa. Hah. Normally I don't laugh at people in such a manner, but WHOA!

I love to take online tests and some resalts are that I've got an IQ of 131 and an EIQ of 130 also tests say that my personality is 77% feminin and that even thoe I dont nessearly beleve in a god and I respect others belefs My belefs are closest to Neo-Pagan. I am basikly just looking for friends but as far as what I find atractive its pitite or athletic girls and I love a cute face! Im atracted to all races but african amairican but Im not raceist. I like girls that dress feminen but are a littel tomboy'ish in personality. all im looking for is some friends but what ever happends happends I don't discriminate agenst what sex or race a friend is but I am only atracted to girls. I have exersize indusd Asthma but whant to get in shape. On a more persinl note I am 5'6", Ive lost 5 LBs sence 3 weeks ago"im a size large now but I have like a good 30-60LBs to loose". I whay 210lb "the pics are like a year old". I am also a little kinky but I am not into pain "or sex intil im 18." I have past an online high school and am whating for things to finilize cool huh?

 

[chuckywang]

Entered thread, saw Myspace link, left.

 

[Evadman]

browsing myspace?

 

[thecrecarc]

scary

 

[intogamer]

HOLY HTML BATMAN!

that took a long ass beating

 

[imported_LoKe]

Found the link on another forum. It's probably fake, but hilarious nevertheless.

 

[NanoStuff]

Whatever happend to that TV show with the lions? That was awesome, forgot what it's called.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Entered thread, saw Myspace link, left.

 

[bayou]

Gee, I wonder if his Momma knows about his MySpace???

 

[Shawn]

And this is why I don't believe online IQ tests. Especially when the supposed average IQ around here is 150. :roll:

 

[reverend boltron]

Wow, St. Charles is like three minutes away from where I live. I used to date a chick who lived out there. That makes me sad. Poor kid. His spelling/grammar/social awkwardness remind me of the kid who had that disease and died on ATOT.

I forget what it was, but he either was shot by the cops or committed suicide. In any event, my heart is now grieved.

 

[NanoStuff]

Originally posted by: bayou
Gee, I wonder if his Momma knows about his MySpace???

I wonder if his mom knows he's attracted to girls. That will get him a big hard spanking.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Entered thread, saw Myspace link, left.

No, actually you posted in the thread, bumping the worthless thing to the top again, then left.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: bayou
Gee, I wonder if his Momma knows about his MySpace???

Don't worry!! LoKe is here! He'll tell her.

 

[LordMaul]

Wow, this fruit doesn't live far away from me.

i love you drag anyone?! i love you DRAG?!?!

...i love you....drag...?

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff

Originally posted by: bayou
Gee, I wonder if his Momma knows about his MySpace???

I wonder if his mom knows he's attracted to girls. That will get him a big hard spanking.

I thought that was a girl's profile?

 

[Philippine Mango]

In case you guys were wondering, the kid is probably 11 or 12, I highly doubt he is sixteen, he probably said he was sixteen because he wouldn't be able to create an account otherwise...

 

[reverend boltron]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Wow, this fruit doesn't live far away from me.

i love you drag anyone?! i love you DRAG?!?!

...i love you....drag...?

Where do you live bro? I'm in Elgin

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: LoKe
Text

I just...whoa. Hah. Normally I don't laugh at people in such a manner, but WHOA!

I love to take online tests and some resalts are that I've got an IQ of 131 and an EIQ of 130 also tests say that my personality is 77% feminin and that even thoe I dont nessearly beleve in a god and I respect others belefs My belefs are closest to Neo-Pagan. I am basikly just looking for friends but as far as what I find atractive its pitite or athletic girls and I love a cute face! Im atracted to all races but african amairican but Im not raceist. I like girls that dress feminen but are a littel tomboy'ish in personality. all im looking for is some friends but what ever happends happends I don't discriminate agenst what sex or race a friend is but I am only atracted to girls. I have exersize indusd Asthma but whant to get in shape. On a more persinl note I am 5'6", Ive lost 5 LBs sence 3 weeks ago"im a size large now but I have like a good 30-60LBs to loose". I whay 210lb "the pics are like a year old". I am also a little kinky but I am not into pain "or sex intil im 18." I have past an online high school and am whating for things to finilize cool huh?

Lol, reading the myspace I believe has made me a little bit more illiterate.... Seeing all the poor spelling is making me forget how to spell properly and it's truely pathetic.

 

[PurdueRy]

"KISSED A GIRL not realy T__T
KISSED A BOY ya to scare off a mob"

right....

 

[xanis]

That must be fake, there's no way anyone could be that flamboyant...

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: reverend boltron

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Wow, this fruit doesn't live far away from me.

i love you drag anyone?! i love you DRAG?!?!

...i love you....drag...?

Where do you live bro? I'm in Elgin

In Gurnee, near the border of Wis.

I commute to the heart of the city most business days, though, so maybe you could jump on the Metra in Elgin down to Chitown and have an impromptu meet.

 

[NanoStuff]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: NanoStuff

Originally posted by: bayou
Gee, I wonder if his Momma knows about his MySpace???

I wonder if his mom knows he's attracted to girls. That will get him a big hard spanking.

I thought that was a girl's profile?

Judging by the OP, I would have thought the same. It's been a while since I've seen a guy say 'whant', it almost sounds like a word that would be suitable for describing the act of sodomy on a pig; as in "did you whant that pig?", "I thought I told you to stop whanting that pig!", etc. But sure enough, it's a guy, or as close to one as he's gonna get.

 

[Philippine Mango]

" I don't discriminate agenst what sex or race a friend is but I am only atracted to girls."

Funny, because he seems to have managed to spell "discriminate" correctly yet can't even spell "against" correctly, sounds like he's racist and doesn't even know it!

 

[Philippine Mango]

Also...
"I have past an online high school and am whating for things to finilize cool huh?"
This must explain his poor spelling...

"Im also agenst smoking, drinking alkihol, eating sea food and doing drugs."

I didn't realize that eating sea food was as bad as drinking alcohol, smoking and doing drugs...Hmm, interesting, I see where he's got his priorities