Anyone else hate manlets?

[Malak]

I thought this was about standing urinals.

I hate the midget ones. Piss all over the handles.

 

[Nik]

I hate the midget ones. Piss all over the handles.

Midgets have handles?!

 

[schneiderguy]

I always thought you were short. Your username sounds like a short person.

I'm 6'1" of pure manliness.

 

[LordMorpheus]

There's this guy in one of my classes who's about 5'4" and I have the urge to punch him in the face every time I see him just because he's short. It's funny because he wouldn't even be able to do anything back if I punched him in the face because I'm 9" taller than he is. lol

6'1" isn't tall.

 

[TheVrolok]

6'1" isn't tall.

Sure it is, just not tall.

 

[skyking]

Another quality thread brought to you by Schneiderguy ...

It's the schneiderguy version of the old cereal commercial.

Kids standing around with script.
"give it to schneiderguy, he'll say anything"

 

[amicold]

There's this guy in one of my classes who's about 5'4" and I have the urge to punch him in the face every time I see him just because he's short. It's funny because he wouldn't even be able to do anything back if I punched him in the face because I'm 9" taller than he is. lol

Talk to shortspanishguy about how you feel I don't think you'd make it very far past expressing your feelings.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

TFP is gone and now someone else obviously has to step up to fill in the superior to everyone else douche void

 

[reallyscrued]

I'm a short guy.
I always knew you tall ones had this animosity toward us.

Grr. I'm going to go chase a rainbow.

 

[jupiter57]

There's this guy in one of my classes who's about 5'4" and I have the urge to punch him in the face every time I see him just because he's short. It's funny because he wouldn't even be able to do anything back if I punched him in the face because I'm 9" taller than he is. lol

By your senior year, he'll be 6' 2", 225# & kick your Lard Ass!

 

[Eli]

Um.. no, I generally don't have the urge to punch random people. Someone's got issues? lol

 

[Sluggo]

Definitely pay two bits to watch the OP get his ass handed to him by a manlet.

 

[schneiderguy]

6'1" isn't tall.

6'1" is actually the perfect height. Here's why:

< 6'0" makes you a manlet. Unless you acquire massive amounts of currency, a man like me is a superior mating partner to a manlet. Women know this and they will choose me over you every time.

6'0" is what the manlets claim they actually are when discussing their height with women. They know they can barely get away with claiming to be 6'0" so they don't claim they are any taller than this. Girls ask how tall a guy is, 90&#37; of them will say "hurr I'm 6'0"" and this isn't impressive to girls since they hear it all of the time.

6'1" - 6'3" is out of the "manlet claiming to be taller" range, but not in the "freakishly tall cant find clothes that fit range".

Anything above 6'3" and you have problems finding clothes/doorways/cars that fit you.

By your senior year, he'll be 6' 2", 225# & kick your Lard Ass!

Unless he skipped a bunch of grades (which he wouldn't have, cuz he's pretty stupid) the manlet I'm discussing in the OP is in his 20s. All of his growing is done.

 

[BoomerD]

6'1" is actually the perfect height. Here's why:

< 6'0" makes you a manlet. Unless you acquire massive amounts of currency, a man like me is a superior mating partner to a manlet. Women know this and they will choose me over you every time.

6'0" is what the manlets claim they actually are when discussing their height with women. They know they can barely get away with claiming to be 6'0" so they don't claim they are any taller than this. Girls ask how tall a guy is, 90% of them will say "hurr I'm 6'0"" and this isn't impressive to girls since they hear it all of the time.

6'1" - 6'3" is out of the "manlet claiming to be taller" range, but not in the "freakishly tall cant find clothes that fit range".

Anything above 6'3" and you have problems finding clothes/doorways/cars that fit you.




Unless he skipped a bunch of grades (which he wouldn't have, cuz he's pretty stupid) the manlet I'm discussing in the OP is in his 20s. All of his growing is done.

You fantasize about this all day while watching real men with actual wimminz instead of the ones on your computer?

It's OK kid...someday you'll grow up and realize that there's more to being a man than the height.

 

[Squisher]

 

[Safeway]

6' 2.5" here. Perfect height.

 

[ahenkel]

You know what the worst height is 5' 11" you're too tall to be short, but everyone is always aww so close to 6'

 

[Skitzer]

There's this guy in one of my classes who's about 5'4" and I have the urge to punch him in the face every time I see him just because he's short. It's funny because he wouldn't even be able to do anything back if I punched him in the face because I'm 9" taller than he is. lol

Penis envy?

 

[Fayd]

9 inches taller? I bet he could upercut you in the nuts. I love when dudes think because they're so much taller they could just whoop a lil dudes ass. And if there's one thing I learned about fighting, a punch to a dudes sack will always inflict more pain than one to his face.

the first and only thing my dad taught me about fighting.

"kick em in the balls and run."

 

[chalmers]

There's this guy in one of my classes who's about 5'4" and I have the urge to punch him in the face every time I see him just because he's short. It's funny because he wouldn't even be able to do anything back if I punched him in the face because I'm 9" taller than he is. lol

I'm not sure how making fun of or wanting to punch people who have absolutely zero control of a certain characteristic of themselves makes you a man. Yeah, let's start laughing at people born handicapped too while we're at it. You must be a real treat to be around.

 

[grohl]

I am 6'4" and I could beat your ass. You are a loser anyway and I wouldn't waste my time. Grow up already.

 

[jupiter57]

There's this guy in one of my classes who's about 5'4" and I have the urge to punch him in the face every time I see him just because he's short. It's funny because he wouldn't even be able to do anything back if I punched him in the face because I'm 9" taller than he is. lol




Unless he skipped a bunch of grades (which he wouldn't have, cuz he's pretty stupid) the manlet I'm discussing in the OP is in his 20s. All of his growing is done.

Soooo, he is in one of your classes, yet he is in his 20s?
LOL, What, did he start 1st. grade in his teens?

 

[Linflas]

Soooo, he is in one of your classes, yet he is in his 20s?
LOL, What, did he start 1st. grade in his teens?

I was 26 when I graduated from University, I started after serving 4 years in the Navy. Not everyone goes right from high school to college, there are alternatives.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

There's this guy in one of my classes who's about 5'4" and I have the urge to punch him in the face every time I see him just because he's short. It's funny because he wouldn't even be able to do anything back if I punched him in the face because I'm 9" taller than he is. lol

And then you find out he has multiple black belts in various martial arts and beats the shit out of you, to the lulz of ATOT. :awe:

My wife's brother is short (5'5 or 5'6), and I guarantee you he could beat you within an inch of your life if he wanted. The little ones are the ones you have to look out for. I am short (5'9"), but I am harmless.

 

[krunchykrome]

you're spending too much time on the bb.com misc forums