I've taken to wearing a rainbow bracelet and a rainbow choker when I go out. It dissuades the ladies. Seriously, there's this look that women get when you say "I'm gay," like they've died or something. It's not fun.
Oh, and I can just imagine you telling some fat girl you're gay... then you watch as she walks down to the end of the bar to Tara Reid, and whispers in her ear. Tara then looks sad and goes back to her drink.
Originally posted by: Nebor
Wait, you're a cop going to college?
Oh, and I can just imagine you telling some fat girl you're gay... then you watch as she walks down to the end of the bar to Tara Reid, and whispers in her ear. Tara then looks sad and goes back to her drink.
Yeah, I'm a Junior @ a 4-year University. I was lucky enough to snag a part-time LEO job so I should be able to get some Intership credits & experience while I'm still in school...and of course use the badge to pick up women.
If that happened I'd just walk over to Tara and explain that I said that to dissuade the fat, fat, fatty that she sent over. Then after I get slapped I'd arrest her for assaulting an officer.
If you identify yourself as one and are acting in accordance with your duties, yes. In the aforementioned case it's just an excuse to throw on the cuffs.
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