Nebor
Lifer
- Jun 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
I have those exact same glasses.
So will they attract the ladies, or these dude-drawing shades?
I've taken to wearing a rainbow bracelet and a rainbow choker when I go out. It dissuades the ladies. Seriously, there's this look that women get when you say "I'm gay," like they've died or something. It's not fun.
Haha, maybe I'll use that line on the fat chicks.
I figure between the shades, the badge, & the gun I'll be rolling in Tang. Co-ed dorm here I come!
Wait, you're a cop going to college?
Oh, and I can just imagine you telling some fat girl you're gay... then you watch as she walks down to the end of the bar to Tara Reid, and whispers in her ear. Tara then looks sad and goes back to her drink.