Are you a man?

[Dear Summer]

I am a man because I was born with this large protruding shaft that is used to spread my seed
happy now?

 

[masterxfob]

Originally posted by: Barfo
That's pretty fucking retarded.

agreed :thumbsup:

OP is 95% metro according to the article.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
A man carries cash. wrong. only an idiot carries cash.

He stops traffic when he must. And how does he do that? Does he throw himself in front of speeding cars? So.. a man is dead huh?

A man knows how to lose an afternoon.

He knows how to lose a month, also. So.. what they're saying, is a real man has no concept of time? Fuck that..

A man is comfortable being alone. Loves being alone, actually. So.. a real man is single? Interesting.

my comments are above

 

[nageov3t]

you don't carry any cash whatsoever? that seems pretty dumb.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: loki8481
you don't carry any cash whatsoever? that seems pretty dumb.

nope... not a single bill.

i use my debit card and credit card for everything...

if the place doesn't take credit... i wont shop there.

never did have any 'consumer protection' from cash... but i get a ton from my debit and credit card.

 

[LS21]

What makes a
man, Mr. Lebowski?

DUDE
Dude.

LEBOWSKI
Huh?

DUDE
I don't know, sir.

LEBOWSKI
Is it. . . is it, being prepared to
do the right thing? Whatever the
price? Isn't that what makes a man?

DUDE
Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Barfo
That's pretty fucking retarded.

 

[Chryso]

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
A man knows how to lose an afternoon. Drinking, playing Grand Theft Auto, driving aimlessly, shooting pool.

Sorry, but this is what a boy does who thinks he is a man.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Barfo
That's pretty fucking retarded.

Just get back in the fucking kitchen.

 

[BabaBooey]

I dangle,therefore I am.

 

[darkxshade]

That list is bogus because it doesn't list the most important and obvious prerequisite... A man has a penis.

 

[oboeguy]

That was surprisingly well-written. Are you all 15 years old or at least mentally still there?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
A man carries cash. wrong. only an idiot carries cash.

He stops traffic when he must. And how does he do that? Does he throw himself in front of speeding cars? So.. a man is dead huh?

A man knows how to lose an afternoon.

He knows how to lose a month, also. So.. what they're saying, is a real man has no concept of time? Fuck that..

A man is comfortable being alone. Loves being alone, actually. So.. a real man is single? Interesting.

my comments are above

Not all places take credit, not all places that do are efficient in doing so.

If you are out and about with less than a hundred or so on you, you are either poor or morbidly afraid of robbers.

A man can easily get lost in his own whims if he has the means. Again if you are worried about not being late to work and responsibilities then you are more an 'owned' man.

A real man doesn't need a woman around 24/7 and as a matter of fact would prefer many of them to be around when he wanted them only.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Dear Summer
I am a man because I was born with this large protruding shaft that is used to spread my seed
happy now?

3" is large?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: mjrpes3
A man knows how to hide the body. He know that five feet underground a dog can't trace the scent anymore.

Just an FYI 5' isn't going to work well unless it's a ghetto kill

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
a man doesn't make or read gay lists.

I didn't know you were a woman....

 

[JDub02]

a man has killed, cleaned, butchered, and prepared his own food.

 

[meltdown75]

i generally dislike lists such as these.

i also agree with nakedfrog's original post.

 

[n7]

I'd say there is a good bit that's true, actually.

But i agree, men don't need lists of what makes a man to be a man...

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: EGGO
They got it all wrong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8e_MKBfsvk "Now you're a man"

A man man man?

Mannie mannie man

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
A man carries cash. wrong. only an idiot carries cash.

He stops traffic when he must. And how does he do that? Does he throw himself in front of speeding cars? So.. a man is dead huh?

A man knows how to lose an afternoon.

He knows how to lose a month, also. So.. what they're saying, is a real man has no concept of time? Fuck that..

A man is comfortable being alone. Loves being alone, actually. So.. a real man is single? Interesting.

my comments are above

Opps... I accidentally an afternoon.

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: Barfo

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
How about:

A man doesn't need a magazine to tell him that he's a man.

Fixed.

Esquire has a book Things a Man should know about style, one of the things they'd written is essentially a man shouldn't rely on a book to tell him how to carry himself. I'm guessing it's sort of like this. Like this article it's a series of one lines written tongue in cheek.

 

[jemcam]

That sounds like it was written by a woman. Jesus Christ, what's with all the analysis? Everyone knows who is a man, who is a woman, and who is a child. Gender and age does not define this either.

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: jemcam
That sounds like it was written by a woman. Jesus Christ, what's with all the analysis? Everyone knows who is a man, who is a woman, and who is a child. Gender and age does not define this either.

Sounds like that article from a magazine really pissed you off.

Kick its ass, SeaBass!

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Barfo
That's pretty fucking retarded.

agreed. some of the most retarded shit i have ever read.

a man doesn't write shit like this.

I took it as tongue in cheek, and it was mildly amusing. Still silly though.

i took it more like the dos equis commercials... "the most interesting man in the world..." stuff.