Ask me ANYTHING...

[biggiesmallz]

How did Bush win Florida his first term in office?

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
Where is Osama hiding?

Electronics Dept at Sears.

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: kyparrish
Do you prefer to be the husband or the wife?

I've got a penis if that's what you're asking.

And I love the womens.

 

[kyparrish]

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
Where is Osama hiding?

Electronics Dept at Sears.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
How did Bush win Florida his first term in office?

We had a deal.

 

[biggiesmallz]

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
How did Bush win Florida his first term in office?

We had a deal.

What was the deal?

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: biggiesmallz

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
How did Bush win Florida his first term in office?

We had a deal.

What was the deal?

He gets Florida, I get "relieved."

 

[CraigRT]

I was going to think of something to ask, when I realized it was basically useless....

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[biggiesmallz]

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: biggiesmallz

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
How did Bush win Florida his first term in office?

We had a deal.

What was the deal?

He gets Florida, I get "relieved."

I don't get it. Can you please explain?

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: CraigRT
I was going to think of something to ask, when I realized it was basically useless....

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Truth

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
I don't get it. Can you please explain?

One day......one day.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
if you're god, make my dick 12 inches long, then i'll believe you

Even GOD can't make something from nothing.

Yeah, you know 'cause God didn't make the universe from nothing. Lol, Still funny though.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Why are you trying to imitate me?

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Why are you trying to imitate me?

Don't know who you are.

Hello, I'm God.

 

[Brutuskend]

If the answer is 42, what IS the quetion??!

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
If the answer is 42, what IS the quetion??!

What is my favorite number. :Q

 

[Schadenfroh]

if an item is transferred to a different location before it is recieved at the original location (via paperwork) does the item cease to exist?

 

[biggiesmallz]

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
If the answer is 42, what IS the quetion??!

What is my favorite number. :Q

LOL

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Why are you trying to imitate me?

Don't know who you are.

Hello, I'm God.

Hi, I'm Jehovah

When's the Holy Ghost coming over?

 

[Iron Woode]

Answer this question truthfully:

Can GOD roll a fatty so big that even he can't toke it?

 

[Brutuskend]

Is it true that the reason you made the universe SO big is because you're trying to make up for the fact you have a tiny dick?

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
if an item is transferred to a different location before it is recieved at the original location (via paperwork) does the item cease to exist?

Nope

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Hi, I'm Jehovah

When's the Holy Ghost coming over?

We're meeting up at the bar later with Moses and Mary. Getting tanked tonight.

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Is it true that the reason you made the universe SO big is becuase you have a tiny dick?

Pfffffftttttt.......

 

[chuckywang]

Where the hell is DEVIL?