Ask venk Anything!!

[DarkSky]

Why?

 

[Oger]

VENK THE LAME.

 

[SagaLore]

How large are my wife's breasts?

 

[SagaLore]

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[SagaLore]

Why do the liberals hate their own country so much. Why.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
How large are my wife's breasts?

Not large enough for venk!

You fail miserably!

 

[Avalon]

ONLY being allowed a numerical, base 10 answer that is ONE digit long as a valid answer (0-9), how many buttons are on the front panel of my HP Pavilion M70 17" CRT monitor?

Here's to hoping I stump you
Anyone that has this monitor, keep your trap shut!

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
How large are my wife's breasts?

Trick Question? You're gay and you don't have a wife?

 

[Mellow]

how many boards would the mongels hoard if the mongel hordes got bored?

 

[ZachMarius]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: KEV1N
How do you pronounce "Konditorei"

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Konditorei

you don't.

It's "Kon-de-tor-i" It's German

 

[tooltime]

what day can i buy a retail intel p4 720 3.73GHz 1066 bus 2mb cache

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Originally posted by: venk

Two ways to enusre isolation of traffic is to create a border between lanes and strong police enforcment. That way those crazy nerds using the same REsilient Packet Ring in their cars will stay isolated from each other.

Sorry, you did not stump venk, here, have a speeding ticket.

Haha. Good one. Have a donut with anchovies stuck in it.

In view of the level of "accuracy" shown in the answers thus far, everyone feel free to grab the following...

 

[Kyle]

In McMinnville, OR theres a store called the happy hut- what type of buisness was running the store (what goods did they sell) right before happy hut bought the store.

 

[FoBoT]

what time will i wake up tomorrow?

 

[Tweak155]

Sorry, you did not stump venk, (You + Cookie) = You.

shouldnt that be (You-Cookie)??

 

[ectx]

easy one
?

 

[LongAce]

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[LongAce]

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[Tweak155]

i think longace likes bumping this thread???

 

[DeeKnow]

is this just a ploy to get your post count higher?

 

[oldman420]

When you get to the end of the universe, what do you find?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: candicec
Dear Venk,

Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?

thank you,

candicec

Whatever will be, will be.

 

[gigapet]

where in the world is carmen sandiego?

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
How many years would it take to solve the tower of hanoi problem (original 64 disk one) assuming you were able to do one move per second nonstop without breaks.

Reference (for those not a smart as venk) Tower of Hanoi is were you have 3 poles. One pole has 64 disks the largest on the bottom and each one above a little smaller. To solve the problem you just need to move all the disks from one pole to another one. The only restrictions are you can only move one disk at a time and you can't put a large disk on top of a smaller one.

590 Billion Years

Sorry, you did not stump venk. No Towers of Cookies for you.

It's actually 584.9 billion years, but you got close enough.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: oldman420
When you get to the end of the universe, what do you find?

The beginning of the universe.