Ask venk Anything!!

[Stark]

how long is the appalachian trail?

 

[FoBoT]

What is your favorite color?

 

[Stark]

what was the name of THX-1138's parter?

 

[Attrox]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: pulse8
If there is a God could he make a rock so big that not even he could lift it?

Yes.

Sorry, You did not stump venk. No Cookie for you!

God can do anything even the impossible, so He should be able to lift ANY rock.
You've just been stumped. No Soup for you!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Stark
how were Heisenberg and Shrodinger's theories different?

One was spelt Heisnberg's Theory and the other was spelt "Schrodinger's Theory " (minus the quotes of course )

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You guys will have to do a LOT better than that to stump me.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Name the two major flaws of the mark 14 torpedo had during the early stages of WW2 and what caused them.

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Stark
what king did Nehemiah serve?

Artaxerxes .

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Originally posted by: Stark
how long is the appalachian trail?

19 letters.

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
What is your favorite color?

Blue.

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Originally posted by: Stark
what was the name of THX-1138's parter?

He did not have a parter.

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[venk]

Originally posted by: Attrox

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: pulse8
If there is a God could he make a rock so big that not even he could lift it?

Yes.

Sorry, You did not stump venk. No Cookie for you!

God can do anything even the impossible, so He should be able to lift ANY rock.
You've just been stumped. No Soup for you!

Have you ever seen a statue of Krishina or any other god try to lift a rock that is too heavy? Their arm break. Therefore I am right, god can create a rock that god cannot lift. The orginal question never specified which god or what form he was in.

 

[KEV1N]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: KEV1N
How do you pronounce "Konditorei"

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Konditorei

you don't.

Just because it isn't a word doesn't mean you can't pronounce it.

It is a word.. it's an Austrian patisserie..

 

[Pakky]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?

Heh, I bet have the kiddies on this board have no idea what this refers to.

-Pak

 

[Pakky]

What is the 729,201 digit of Pi?

-Pak

 

[slycat]

when will i get my new plasma tv?

 

[Pakky]

Is light a particle or a wave?

-Pak

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
Name the two major flaws of the mark 14 torpedo had during the early stages of WW2 and what caused them.

Congratulations, you have stumped venk and his drunken monkey. here is your prize

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Pakky
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?

Heh, I bet have the kiddies on this board have no idea what this refers to.

-Pak

A...Three

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Originally posted by: Pakky
What is the 729,201 digit of Pi?

-Pak

A whole number between 0 and 9 inclusive.

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[Pakky]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

-Pak

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: slycat
when will i get my new plasma tv?

When you buy one.

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Originally posted by: Pakky
Is light a particle or a wave?

-Pak

By light, I assume you are refering to Bud Light. Which is certainly a particle.

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[TheNinja]

Why do they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump?

 

[Attrox]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: Attrox

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: pulse8
If there is a God could he make a rock so big that not even he could lift it?

Yes.

Sorry, You did not stump venk. No Cookie for you!

God can do anything even the impossible, so He should be able to lift ANY rock.
You've just been stumped. No Soup for you!

Have you ever seen a statue of Krishina or any other god try to lift a rock that is too heavy? Their arm break. Therefore I am right, god can create a rock that god cannot lift. The orginal question never specified which god or what form he was in.

You said, "statue of Krishina" not Krishina. How can a statue create a big rock? The original question stated "If there is a God", you do know what people refer to as "God" right?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Pakky
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

-Pak

SInce you didn't specify, I must assume the swallow is flying on a planet with a gravity much higher than the poor swallow can sustain. On that planet, its air speed is zero, since it is dead.

You did not stump venk, no cookie for you.

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Staley8
Why do they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump?

because the verb taking implies and active action (the flexing of the sphincters) while the verb leaving implies a passive action (ie sautering away after you defile your mommas prize roses).

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[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: pulse8
If there is a God could he make a rock so big that not even he could lift it?

could god microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldnt eat it?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Attrox

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: Attrox

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: pulse8
If there is a God could he make a rock so big that not even he could lift it?

Yes.

Sorry, You did not stump venk. No Cookie for you!

God can do anything even the impossible, so He should be able to lift ANY rock.
You've just been stumped. No Soup for you!

Have you ever seen a statue of Krishina or any other god try to lift a rock that is too heavy? Their arm break. Therefore I am right, god can create a rock that god cannot lift. The orginal question never specified which god or what form he was in.

You said, "statue of Krishina" not Krishina. How can a statue create a big rock? The original question stated "If there is a God", you do know what people refer to as "God" right?

Yes, for example, people refer to god being in their hearts. If a good created rock, say a meteor, slammed into your heart that contains god, then god wouldn't be able to lift.

 

[alexjohnson16]

Why does HelloDeli always talk to Clint and who is Clint?

 

[venk]

Anyways, it's time for me to go get my grove on with the chicas. I'll be sure to answer the queue of questions when i get back.