Ask venk Anything!!

[LongAce]

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[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: LongAce
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[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Slappy00
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Third time.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Anything?

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
What is my middle name?

Proper nouns like a first, middle, and last names are offset by proper letters. When there is only two Capitalized, as in your case KillyKillalll, you have no middle name.

Sorry, You did not stump venk. No Cookie for you!

Originally posted by: pulse8
If there is a God could he make a rock so big that not even he could lift it?

Yes.

Sorry, You did not stump venk. No Cookie for you!

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
what is your birthdate, social security number, and full name?

**/**/**** *** ** **** ****** *****

I had to encrypt the answer to protect my privacy.

Sorry, you did not stump venk. No Cookie for you!

Originally posted by: Cadop
At what pressure and how many years does it take for a diamond to form?

Since you never specified what kind of diamond you are talking about, i'll just assume you are talking about Dustin Diamond. In that case he was formed under STP and has taken 27 years to form so far.

Sorry, you did not stump venk. No Cookie for you!

I have to say, good job on those responses

 

[amcdonald]

Why do i get so horny when I'm drunk?
edit: and why do girls get more attractive?

 

[Oger]

OK smart guy, measured in pounds per square inch, what would be the forces exerted on a set of connecting rod bolts in the following internal combustion engine at maximum R.P.M. ?

4 cylinder inline
Bore = 2.250 in
Stroke = 2.200 in
Piston wieght = 93 grams
Piston pin wieght = 42 grams
Connecting rod wieght = 492 grams
Connecting rod bolt wieght (x2) 15 grams
Compression ratio = 10.2 to 1 static
Crankshaft journal diameter = 1.845 in
Mximum R.P.M. = 12,300



???????????????????????

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: amcdonald
Why do i get so horny when I'm drunk?
edit: and why do girls get more attractive?

Because God ensures the survival of the human race by blessing us with beer.

 

[amcdonald]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: amcdonald
Why do i get so horny when I'm drunk?
edit: and why do girls get more attractive?

Because God ensures the survival of the human race by blessing us with beer.

Must be one of those balance things... like beer goggles balances out homosexuality.

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Venk:

What are two possible methods to ensure isolation of traffic from multiple customers sharing the same Resilient Packet Ring (also known as IEEE 802.17)?

 

[homey297]

what is the first thing god created according to the holly bible

the heavens ?

sorry venk but that answer is incorrect

i stumped the great and mighty venk !!!!!!!!

 

[CarpeDeo]

Assuming any possible numerical value (and only numerical values) for each of the following 26 variables A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z; what is the simplest form of the following mathematical statement: (N-A)(N-B)(N-C)(N-D)(N-E)(N-F)(N-G)(N-H)(N-I)(N-J)(N-K)(N-L)(N-M)(N-N)(N-O)(N-P)(N-Q)(N-R)(N-S)(N-T)(N-U)(N-V)(N-W)(N-X)(N-Y)(N-Z)?

 

[MSCoder610]

Originally posted by: CarpeDeo
Assuming any possible numerical value (and only numerical values) for each of the following 26 variables A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z; what is the simplest form of the following mathematical statement: (N-A)(N-B)(N-C)(N-D)(N-E)(N-F)(N-G)(N-H)(N-I)(N-J)(N-K)(N-L)(N-M)(N-N)(N-O)(N-P)(N-Q)(N-R)(N-S)(N-T)(N-U)(N-V)(N-W)(N-X)(N-Y)(N-Z)?

Lol... zero? (N-N)

 

[FoBoT]

venk, are you awake?

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: MSCoder610

Originally posted by: CarpeDeo
Assuming any possible numerical value (and only numerical values) for each of the following 26 variables A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z; what is the simplest form of the following mathematical statement: (N-A)(N-B)(N-C)(N-D)(N-E)(N-F)(N-G)(N-H)(N-I)(N-J)(N-K)(N-L)(N-M)(N-N)(N-O)(N-P)(N-Q)(N-R)(N-S)(N-T)(N-U)(N-V)(N-W)(N-X)(N-Y)(N-Z)?

Lol... zero? (N-N)

hahaha...owned.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: homey297
what is the first thing god created according to the holly bible

the heavens ?

sorry venk but that answer is incorrect

i stumped the great and mighty venk !!!!!!!!

the holly bible? Or do you mean the "holy" bible.

If it's "holy", then Gen 1:1 "In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the earth..."

 

[PCTweaker5]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa

Originally posted by: lobadobadingdong

Originally posted by: Wahsapa

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
whats the longist word in the english language

There is no such thing as a longist word. It doesn't exist.

sorry, you did not stump venk, no cookie for you.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

^
the longist word in the english language.

but isn't that latin?

sounds like english to me. ultra micro scopic? volcano? english comes from a bunch of different language mashed together, i dont think it really passes off as latin. carpe deim is latin.

BUT if anybody wants to be anal, like the OP, this would really be the longist word:
ACETYL­SERYL­TYROSYL­SERYL­ISO­LEUCYL­THREONYL­SERYL­PROLYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­VALYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­SERYL­SERYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­VALYL­CYSTEINYL­THREONYL­SERYL­SERYL­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMINYL­THREONYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­ALANYL­ARGINYL­THREONYL­THREONYL­GLUTAMINYL­VALYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­LYSYL­PROLYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­GLUTAMINYL­SERYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­GLYCYL­ASPARTYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­LYSYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­ARGINYL­TYROSYL­ASPARAGINYL­ALANYL­VALYL­LEUCYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­LEUCYL­ISOLEUCYL­THREONYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ASPARAGINYL­ARGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­VALYL­GLUTAMYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­SERYL­PROLYL­THREONYL­THREONYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMYL­THREONYL­LEUCYL­ASPARTYL­ALANYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ARGINYL­VALYL­ASPARTYL­ASPARTYL­ALANYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ALANYL­ISOLEUCYL­ARGINYL­SERYL­ALANYL­ASPARAGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­GLYCYL­LEUCYL­TYROSYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­ASPARAGINYL­THREONYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMYL­SERYL­METHIONYL­SERYL­GLYCYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­THREONYL­SERYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­ALANYL­SERINE

edit: ahah, i screwd up the layout. and i forgot to add, oxford english, websters, random house, and chambers dictionary all have the pneumono word in it, which are english dictionaries.

Regardless of what you type you still wont stump Venk because you are spelling longest wrong.

 

[BDawg]

quote:
Originally posted by: BDawg
On my office wall, I have a poster autographed by the members of a certain year's Wake Forest University Men's Basketball team.

From what season is this basketball poster?



I have to go with winter since college basketball is player primarily between January and March.

Good guess, but not right. If you're going by winter, spring, summer, and fall seasons, it's winter and fall. There is not primarily. There is an answer more exacting than the one you tried. Nice guess though...

And the basketball "player" is not primarily in winter. The player works just as hard in the fall getting ready for the games which occur in the winter *and* fall, and hopefully spring.

 

[homey297]

oops yes that is the holy not holly bible

in the holy bible there is something that was created before the beginning

 

[Oger]

What's the matter venk.............STUMPED ?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Originally posted by: Slappy00
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Third time.

No editing and resubmiting old questions.

Sorry, you did not stump venk, no cookie for you, no cookie for you, no cookie for you.

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
Anything?

Sock. A sock is a thing and you asked for anything.

sorry you did not stump venk, no cookie for you.

Originally posted by: amcdonald
Why do i get so horny when I'm drunk?
edit: and why do girls get more attractive?

Two questions, one post. Didn't any of you read the original post?

I'll be nice and answer the second question, they get more attractive because you get horny.

Sorry you did not stump venk, no horny cookie for you.

Originally posted by: synchronizer
OK smart guy, measured in pounds per square inch, what would be the forces exerted on a set of connecting rod bolts in the following internal combustion engine at maximum R.P.M. ?

4 cylinder inline
Bore = 2.250 in
Stroke = 2.200 in
Piston wieght = 93 grams
Piston pin wieght = 42 grams
Connecting rod wieght = 492 grams
Connecting rod bolt wieght (x2) 15 grams
Compression ratio = 10.2 to 1 static
Crankshaft journal diameter = 1.845 in
Mximum R.P.M. = 12,300



???????????????????????

Wow, this is really tough. This question appears to be airtight and I really don't have a good answer. Congratulations, you stump.....EEK EEK OOH OOH AHH AHH!!!

Wait a minute, the drunken monkey wants to tell me something.

???????????????????????[/quote]

Your compulsive use of the question mark leads him to believe that you have asked multiple questions in this post, thus disqualifying your question.

Sorry, you did not stump venk, but you came close. Here have a :brokenheart:

Originally posted by: ming2020
Venk:

What are two possible methods to ensure isolation of traffic from multiple customers sharing the same Resilient Packet Ring (also known as IEEE 802.17)?

Two ways to enusre isolation of traffic is to create a border between lanes and strong police enforcment. That way those crazy nerds using the same REsilient Packet Ring in their cars will stay isolated from each other.

Sorry, you did not stump venk, here, have a speeding ticket.

Originally posted by: homey297
what is the first thing god created according to the holly bible

the heavens ?

sorry venk but that answer is incorrect

i stumped the great and mighty venk !!!!!!!!

The book of genesis is the first book of the bible and the first line of the first verse says "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. " Anything said later that contradicts is not the first thing god created in the bible.

No Cookie for you, but you may feel free to argue my point furthur and I will decide if you deserve a cookie.

Originally posted by: CarpeDeo
Assuming any possible numerical value (and only numerical values) for each of the following 26 variables A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z; what is the simplest form of the following mathematical statement: (N-A)(N-B)(N-C)(N-D)(N-E)(N-F)(N-G)(N-H)(N-I)(N-J)(N-K)(N-L)(N-M)(N-N)(N-O)(N-P)(N-Q)(N-R)(N-S)(N-T)(N-U)(N-V)(N-W)(N-X)(N-Y)(N-Z)?

0

Sorry, you did not stump venk, (You + Cookie) = You.

Originally posted by: FoBoT
venk, are you awake?

Yes

Sorry, you did not stump venk. GO to bed and dream of cookies.

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: BDawg

quote:
Originally posted by: BDawg
On my office wall, I have a poster autographed by the members of a certain year's Wake Forest University Men's Basketball team.

From what season is this basketball poster?



I have to go with winter since college basketball is player primarily between January and March.

Good guess, but not right. If you're going by winter, spring, summer, and fall seasons, it's winter and fall. There is not primarily. There is an answer more exacting than the one you tried. Nice guess though...

And the basketball "player" is not primarily in winter. The player works just as hard in the fall getting ready for the games which occur in the winter *and* fall, and hopefully spring.

My fault, I meant played, not player.

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: homey297
oops yes that is the holy not holly bible

in the holy bible there is something that was created before the beginning

I can't believe I missed that. :schocked:

Too bad I missed the easy out.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: BDawg

quote:
Originally posted by: BDawg
On my office wall, I have a poster autographed by the members of a certain year's Wake Forest University Men's Basketball team.

From what season is this basketball poster?



I have to go with winter since college basketball is player primarily between January and March.

Good guess, but not right. If you're going by winter, spring, summer, and fall seasons, it's winter and fall. There is not primarily. There is an answer more exacting than the one you tried. Nice guess though...

And the basketball "player" is not primarily in winter. The player works just as hard in the fall getting ready for the games which occur in the winter *and* fall, and hopefully spring.

My fault, I meant played, not player.

And I mean basketball season...

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: synchronizer
What's the matter venk.............STUMPED ?

Ring weight? Diameter of bolts? Or at least their density and length...