Axe Bodyspray - Week 1

[gopunk]

not really a week because i got it on tuesday.... but here goes:

tuesday - girl asks me to go buy dead duck with her, after sitting next to me in class for a mere hour
wednesday - nothing
thursday - hot indian chick asks me for help on hw and i caught her looking at me when the prof was helping us
friday - had lunch with two girls and they started talking about how they would both get married to me, went out with friends and night and a female friend goes "come here... i have a secret...." and kisses me on the cheek




it works!!!! don't doubt the axe effect!!!

 

[RU482]

what about the tube sock you had stuffed in your pants??

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: gopunk
not really a week because i got it on tuesday.... but here goes:

tuesday - girl asks me to go buy dead duck with her, after sitting next to me in class for a mere hour
wednesday - nothing
thursday - hot indian chick asks me for help on hw and i caught her looking at me when the prof was helping us
friday - had lunch with two girls and they started talking about how they would both get married to me, went out with friends and night and a female friend goes "come here... i have a secret...." and kisses me on the cheek




it works!!!! don't doubt the axe effect!!!

wtf is axe body spray

 

[ChrisIsBored]

Originally posted by: Adul

wtf is axe body spray

It's that spray stuff that makes women wanna have sex with manicans(sp?) ..... duh!

 

[dman]

Originally posted by: gopunk
not really a week because i got it on tuesday.... but here goes:

tuesday - girl asks me to go buy dead duck with her,

Haven't heard this phrase before, Is that a metaphore for something (if so, I'll know what you mean), or, did you go out to dinner?

Post pic of self, if you are scary looking I'll be impressed. If not, I'll continue to assume it's increased confidence (on your part), luck, or, holiday desperation (on their part). Or some combo thereof.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: redly1
what about the tube sock you had stuffed in your pants??

heh....reminds me of:

"They are really quite fearful, that?s my theory. They see us on stage with tight trousers and we?ve got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean, it?s really quite frightening, the size. They run screaming"

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: dman6666

Originally posted by: gopunk
not really a week because i got it on tuesday.... but here goes:

tuesday - girl asks me to go buy dead duck with her,

Haven't heard this phrase before, Is that a metaphore for something, or, did you go out to dinner?

Post pic of self, if you are scary looking I'll be impressed. If not, I'll continue to assume it's increased confidence (on your part), luck, or, holiday desperation (on their part). Or some combo thereof.

lol, no metaphore... she needed to get a duck for some dinner she was going to

sorry, no recent pics.... i have a case of eczema or something that makes my skin really dry and flakey like on both of my brows (right below). it's pretty nasty looking (reddish with flakey skin ) if you ask me and nothing seems to be curing it maybe that's why no hot chick has jumped me in the elevator yet...

 

[FuZoR]

lol! It's not working, sue them ;-) False Advertising haha.

 

[dman]

i have a case of eczema or something that makes my skin really dry and flakey like on both of my brows (right below).

You doing anything about it / seeing a Dr.? I'm not a Dr, but based on recommendations from one, for our daughter we use a hydrocortisone creme (1%) [Equate brand was the cheapest] available over the counter [got it at WalMart, I think it was in the personal hygene product sections (soap/shampoo/etc) but maybe it's over in infants section]. Also, use a moistiorizing lotion after her baths 'KERI' lotion is free of dyes/perfumes/etc, so are a few others.

We give her baths 2-3x a week instead of everyday (everyday, especially if you use a soap, dries out the skin more). Hardly ever see any signs of the eczema now.

Can also look into diet, some foods may be causing it.

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: dman6666

i have a case of eczema or something that makes my skin really dry and flakey like on both of my brows (right below).

You doing anything about it / seeing a Dr.? I'm not a Dr, but based on recommendations from one, for our daughter we use a hydrocortisone creme (1%) [Equate brand was the cheapest] available over the counter [got it at WalMart, I think it was in the personal hygene product sections (soap/shampoo/etc) but maybe it's over in infants section]. Also, use a moistiorizing lotion after her baths 'KERI' lotion is free of dyes/perfumes/etc, so are a few others.

We give her baths 2-3x a week instead of everyday (everyday, especially if you use a soap, dries out the skin more). Hardly ever see any signs of the eczema now.

Can also look into diet, some foods may be causing it.

yea, i guess i'll have to see a doc or try that cream. i wonder if it isn't some sort of allergy... my room is pretty messy/dirty. ugh. kind of sucks how there is no medicinal cure. i always get these weird ass skin diseases... like i have vitiligo too, though it's barely noticeable now. maybe it's god smiting me for being atheist or something.

thanks for the info

 

[neomits]

their commercials rule. I haven't seen a more blatent ad campaign.

"Buy our product and hot women will want to have sex with you"

I'm convinced

 

[Kay0909]

Axe actually smells REALLY good.

A friend let me borrow some

time to buy my own!

 

[geno]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Girls love a pleasant smelling guy.

 

[Entity]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: dman6666

i have a case of eczema or something that makes my skin really dry and flakey like on both of my brows (right below).

You doing anything about it / seeing a Dr.? I'm not a Dr, but based on recommendations from one, for our daughter we use a hydrocortisone creme (1%) [Equate brand was the cheapest] available over the counter [got it at WalMart, I think it was in the personal hygene product sections (soap/shampoo/etc) but maybe it's over in infants section]. Also, use a moistiorizing lotion after her baths 'KERI' lotion is free of dyes/perfumes/etc, so are a few others.

We give her baths 2-3x a week instead of everyday (everyday, especially if you use a soap, dries out the skin more). Hardly ever see any signs of the eczema now.

Can also look into diet, some foods may be causing it.

yea, i guess i'll have to see a doc or try that cream. i wonder if it isn't some sort of allergy... my room is pretty messy/dirty. ugh. kind of sucks how there is no medicinal cure. i always get these weird ass skin diseases... like i have vitiligo too, though it's barely noticeable now. maybe it's god smiting me for being atheist or something.

thanks for the info

Darby,

You could also try swimming in Soap Lake. My sister used to have eczema, and after swimming in the lake, it went away. It's about a 3-4 hour drive from here.

Rob

 

[LuciferRex]

ah, yes, axe body spray commercial rule.........they are so funny

and i have exzema on my hands, if you see a dermatologist, they can prescribe some ointment for you to put on, it works great

 

[The Stigenator]

somehow when i used it, i didnt get the desired effect... i got better effect with tommy last night.

but i will buy some axe and try it again.

 

[NokiaDude]

But what kind of AXE are you using? Phoenix, Kilo, Tsunami ???? And do you re-apply it often??? Because YOU know it wears off pretty quick right?

 

[flavio]

Find an elevator!

 

[hdeck]

looks like I will have to go and buy a can now...will report back later...

 

[her209]

Saturday - 3some with the two girls
Sunday - Caught dead duck girl and hot Indian chick making out. :Q pwned by both of tehm.

 

[Jgtdragon]

It is cheap too.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Jgtdragon
It is cheap too.

Avoid spraying in eyes and excessive inhalation. Contents under pressure.

:Q

 

[Bignate603]

I have about 20 cans of the stuff, they were giving out samples for our dorm and gave our small dorm the same size box that the big dorms got. They actually almost threw out a ton of them so I just went and took them all.

 

[The Stigenator]

Originally posted by: NokiaDude
But what kind of AXE are you using? Phoenix, Kilo, Tsunami ???? And do you re-apply it often??? Because YOU know it wears off pretty quick right?

I used the phoneix one.. and your right.. the damn thing wears off fast!

 

[Bignate603]

Oh yeah, the stuff is REALLY flammable, read the first two ingredients, alcohol and butane.