Axe Bodyspray - Week 1

[her209]

How about just buying some cologne?

 

[NokiaDude]

Becuase AXE is kinda cheaper and I think smell nicer, but there is always my CK "1" I use for formal occasions. Good smelling stuff CK "1" is.

 

[gopunk]

Darby,

You could also try swimming in Soap Lake. My sister used to have eczema, and after swimming in the lake, it went away. It's about a 3-4 hour drive from here.

Rob

really? hmm, i've never heard of this soap lake... i've been to those sol duc hot springs though. mm... sulfur.... i just got some hydrocortizone so we'll see how that works i guess.



oh, and update:

saturday: female friend wakes me up at 6 pm to see if i want to go see the nutcracker
sunday: same female friend calls to see if i have changed my mind and want to go see the nutcracker

meh... i'm not a big ballet guy

 

[KGB1]

Man all this talk about girls jumping on top of guys because of a little body spray kinda intrigues me.

Unfortunately I bought a 16oz bottle of LEMON cologne. Its so cool and I smell so nice. But still no luck with girlies. Aww

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: gopunk
sorry, no recent pics.... i have a case of eczema or something that makes my skin really dry and flakey like on both of my brows (right below). it's pretty nasty looking (reddish with flakey skin )...

Maybe the Axe spray is causing it :Q

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: gopunk
sorry, no recent pics.... i have a case of eczema or something that makes my skin really dry and flakey like on both of my brows (right below). it's pretty nasty looking (reddish with flakey skin )...

Maybe the Axe spray is causing it :Q

nah, i've had this crud for months. i am just possibly the laziest being on earth and so i haven't gotten around to fixing it.

'nother update:

sunday: friend wakes me up at 4:15 pm to ask if i want to have dinner with her after she sees the ballet. ahhhh yea

 

[flavio]

So have you tried riding in an elevator with this stuff on yet?

 

[jonnyjack]

is axe the one with the elevator commerical? those two girls were very hot

what about the mannequin commericial? is that also axe spray? those were just plain hilarious.
"i KNOW you're not touching my mannequin!"
"Roger! we were just talking!" hahaha

 

[Inrimoza]

who's tommy?

 

[bolido2000]

Axe is pretty weak as a deodorant. I have to spray my armpit for like 5 seconds for it to kill BO

 

[Aquaman]

:Q no wonder it didn't work for me .............. Damn knock offs :|

Ass body spray indeed

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Darein]

Now you are making me want to go out and get it, heh.

 

[Kay0909]

I bought the voodoo kind.

Its wonderful

 

[UDT89]

this type of thing is a goldmine for these companies. i bet you see this on tv soon, guy buys our stuff gets laid.

 

[IcemanJer]

Originally posted by: Bignate603
Oh yeah, the stuff is REALLY flammable, read the first two ingredients, alcohol and butane.

WTF's butane doing in a body spray?!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: UDT89
this type of thing is a goldmine for these companies. i bet you see this on tv soon, guy buys our stuff gets laid.

Welcome to last week - that's what the Axe commercials are!

- M4H

 

[UDT89]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: UDT89
this type of thing is a goldmine for these companies. i bet you see this on tv soon, guy buys our stuff gets laid.

Welcome to last week - that's what the Axe commercials are!

- M4H

no i mean real-life.....i've seen ne commercial....so if there is another sue me

 

[Lars]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: UDT89
this type of thing is a goldmine for these companies. i bet you see this on tv soon, guy buys our stuff gets laid.

Welcome to last week - that's what the Axe commercials are!

- M4H

Last week? They had the same commercials in Germany about 7 (or even more) years ago.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Lars
Last week? They had the same commercials in Germany about 7 (or even more) years ago.

uhh....

nevermind

 

[fatbaby]

Originally posted by: IcemanJer

Originally posted by: Bignate603
Oh yeah, the stuff is REALLY flammable, read the first two ingredients, alcohol and butane.

WTF's butane doing in a body spray?!

thats what gets the girls! Its sort of like getting them drunk, but without the booze!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Lars

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: UDT89
this type of thing is a goldmine for these companies. i bet you see this on tv soon, guy buys our stuff gets laid.

Welcome to last week - that's what the Axe commercials are!

- M4H

Last week? They had the same commercials in Germany about 7 (or even more) years ago.

/smacks Lars

Duh, but the proper expression is "Hello, and welcome to last week!"

Now if only I could find that image.

- M4H

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: gopunk i have a case of eczema or something that makes my skin really dry and flakey like on both of my brows (right below). it's pretty nasty looking (reddish with flakey skin ) if you ask me and nothing seems to be curing it.

get thee to a dermatologist and get some betamethasone dipropionate (its called a 'lotion' but its really more of an alcohol based liquid) (brand name is Diprolene(R) ). it works in the same way as, but much better than OTC hydrocortizone creams/lotions.

hope this helps

ebaycj

 

[ChrisIsBored]

get laid yet?

 

[zippy]

I'm thinking about going out to the pharmacy and buying a bottle right now. Maybe that'll get my irrational ex-gf (weird...she had no reason...and everyone else is as confused as I am...I had loads of people telling me for the days leading up to her dumping me that she is so amazingly happy and that they had never seen her so happy) to come back. Or, at the very least, get other girls to flock.

Now, to find an elevator...

 

[ROTC1983]

Wait a minute, didn't that biker guy hit on the guy in the elevator too :Q