Bad DOG NO!

ViciouS

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I started dating this girl about 6 months ago. She is beautiful on the outside and a great person all around. I ask her to move in, and she does. I have a Cat, and a black labrador. My lab has seperation anxiety problems. Every time I am in one room and she is in the other she cry's untill i let her in. Not a big deal right? Durring sex the dogs in the room which wierded out my girlfriend a little but the dog was just laying on the floor. I dont let my dog on the bed EVER she is to freakin big and sheds like a fur grenade.

Couple of weeks go by, and we dont even notice the dog in the room. Well things have been getting a little "louder" lets say, and at the high point of our "event" MY DOG JUMPS ON THE FREAKING BED! I had a feeling this might happen because the louder we got the wierder the dog was getting, wagging her tail, and like a half bark. NO NOTHING GROSS HAPPEND WITH THE DOG, but now my girlfriend is scared of the dog jumping on the bed durring "relations". I know what i have to do. Kick the dog out of the room, and yell at her everytime she starts to do the crying thing. She will eventualy "GET IT" i hope, and stfu. It just sux though, now i have to "stop what I'm doing and yell at my dog" for like a week or so untill my dog finaly gets the picture. Things are going to get worse before they get better, but atleast there wont be a 85 pound lab belly flopping on my bed. Really wierd storry i know but i had to tell some one.

If anyone knows how to train dogs and has some advice, please share it with me.
 

CPA

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Give the dog a bone or something it can chew or play with just before you close the door.
 

AbsolutDealage

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Originally posted by: CPA
Give the dog a bone or something it can chew or play with just before you close the door.

Yea, I have a Weimaraner with the same problem (the seperation anxiety problem...). Basically, the first few times we wanted "privacy", I would toss him a jumbone/kong and that would keep him good and busy for about 15 minutes. After a while, he would come to the door, but for some reason he didn't whine as much. After a few minutes, he kinda "got the point" and went and layed down on the couch.

He has gotten better and better about this, and he now knows that being locked out of the bedroom is a "special" type of situation, and he should just go occupy himself. He still has seperation problems everywhere else, but I don't mind that as much.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: CPA
Give the dog a bone or something it can chew or play with just before you close the door.

Oh come on, you can't say something like that in a thread like this with an audience as immature as us.
 

RGN

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: CPA
Give the dog a bone or something it can chew or play with just before you close the door.

Oh come on, you can't say something like that in a thread like this with an audience as immature as us.

LMAO!!!!!
 

ViciouS

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Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage
Originally posted by: CPA
Give the dog a bone or something it can chew or play with just before you close the door.

Yea, I have a Weimaraner with the same problem (the seperation anxiety problem...). Basically, the first few times we wanted "privacy", I would toss him a jumbone/kong and that would keep him good and busy for about 15 minutes. After a while, he would come to the door, but for some reason he didn't whine as much. After a few minutes, he kinda "got the point" and went and layed down on the couch.

He has gotten better and better about this, and he now knows that being locked out of the bedroom is a "special" type of situation, and he should just go occupy himself. He still has seperation problems everywhere else, but I don't mind that as much.

My dog follows me EVERY WHERE when im home... I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth she lays down on the floor. If taking the browns to the superbowl she doesnt bug me though, she stays outside the door and doesnt cry.
 

deadlyapp

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: Black88GTA
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Give the dog a sedative and shag her blue.


:Q:Q:Q:laugh:

No, see, he said he wanted the dog to STOP coming into the bedroom.

I think that we're all a little confused on what you meant by the her. A simple pronoun mistake :laugh:
 

illusion88

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You can hit her in the nose. Not hard enough to cause pain, jst enough to force air down her nostrails. That should shut her up.
 

I Saw OJ

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Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
Yelling at it isn't going to teach it anything.

Yelling works. But you have to make sure you have a stern tone of voice and you body language and facial expressions show that you are not happy with what the dog is doing. Dogs are really good at picking up on stuff like that. You kinda shot yourself in the foot for letting her get away with the whining in another room and you always letting her be with you. It will take some time, but you just have to train her that it?s not going to kill her not to be around you 24/7.
 

Shiizu

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My husband had a male cat that was gay and in love with him. Anytime I came within a foot of him (husband) it would wedge itself between us and glare. At night it would wait until he was asleep and then try to massage his buttocks while purring like a jackhammer. And his other cat thought he was beating me (during sex) and came and swatted him.
 

thedarkwolf

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Originally posted by: illusion88
You can hit her in the nose. Not hard enough to cause pain, jst enough to force air down her nostrails. That should shut her up.

Always works with my girlfriend
 
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