Bad DOG NO!

[Pepsei]

hey, that's like a poor man's vibration bed...

 

[SnoMunke]

Sounds like the dog wants in on the action...what were you doing with the dog before the gf moved in??????????

Don't answer that...

Need to go scrub image out of my brain with Brillo pad now....

 

[ViciouS]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
Yelling at it isn't going to teach it anything.

Yelling works. But you have to make sure you have a stern tone of voice and you body language and facial expressions show that you are not happy with what the dog is doing. Dogs are really good at picking up on stuff like that. You kinda shot yourself in the foot for letting her get away with the whining in another room and you always letting her be with you. It will take some time, but you just have to train her that it?s not going to kill her not to be around you 24/7.

Yelling in a stern voice works, I agree. Me giving into her yelling in the past, well man she is loud.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: TBone48
I have no advice. I just wanted to say I love the topic summary.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ViciouS
I started dating this girl about 6 months ago. She is beautiful on the outside and a great person all around. I ask her to move in, and she does. I have a Cat, and a black labrador. My lab has seperation anxiety problems. Every time I am in one room and she is in the other she cry's untill i let her in. Not a big deal right? Durring sex the dogs in the room which wierded out my girlfriend a little but the dog was just laying on the floor. I dont let my dog on the bed EVER she is to freakin big and sheds like a fur grenade.

Couple of weeks go by, and we dont even notice the dog in the room. Well things have been getting a little "louder" lets say, and at the high point of our "event" MY DOG JUMPS ON THE FREAKING BED! I had a feeling this might happen because the louder we got the wierder the dog was getting, wagging her tail, and like a half bark. NO NOTHING GROSS HAPPEND WITH THE DOG, but now my girlfriend is scared of the dog jumping on the bed durring "relations". I know what i have to do. Kick the dog out of the room, and yell at her everytime she starts to do the crying thing. She will eventualy "GET IT" i hope, and stfu. It just sux though, now i have to "stop what I'm doing and yell at my dog" for like a week or so untill my dog finaly gets the picture. Things are going to get worse before they get better, but atleast there wont be a 85 pound lab belly flopping on my bed. Really wierd storry i know but i had to tell some one.

If anyone knows how to train dogs and has some advice, please share it with me.

stop spoiling your dog. the dog stays OUT of the bedroom when you are sexxoring. who cares how much it wimpers. how about putting it outside?

 

[Sukhoi]

Originally posted by: Shiizu
My husband had a male cat that was gay and in love with him. Anytime I came within a foot of him (husband) it would wedge itself between us and glare. At night it would wait until he was asleep and then try to massage his buttocks while purring like a jackhammer. And his other cat thought he was beating me (during sex) and came and swatted him.

WTF lol...

 

[Slap]

Nothing worse than a cold wet nose touching your butt during those intimate moments.

 

[StinkyPinky]

You think that's bad...try having a talkative and jealous parrot in the room during sex

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: ViciouS

If anyone knows how to train dogs and has some advice, please share it with me.

dont let the dog think its okay to jump on your bed in the first place. but, since its too late for that, now you gotta do it the hard way.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Our dog is not allowed on the bed and she knows better than to jump up there when my wife and I are around.

We don't care if the animals are in the room when we do it. Hell, they can watch for all I care.

 

[Kelemvor]

At least you don't have a llama...
http://poststuff.entensity.net/032706/media.php?media=llama.wmv

 

[thirdeye]

Wow, that story is definitely not what I expected from that title. Although I was still thankfully disappointed that it wasn't what I thought it was.

 

[Patt]

My buddy's dog at one point scrambled up onto the bed and licked his ass cheek during relations ... took him months before his gf (now wife) would have the dog in the room!

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Oh come on, you can't say something like that in a thread like this with an audience as immature as us.

Damn, beat me to it

 

[ViciouS]

My EX's cat snuck up while she was on top of me. Let's just say i felt something tiny and cold in the space between my butt and berries, and then a cat went flying through the air. That had to be the most unfortunate and intimate Animal human relations ive had. Oh and my cat was on the bed during a "situation" and my girlfriends legs where smacking the cat against the bed and the cat just sat there..... Wait a second, I know she is a cat person, but why doesn?t she worry about the cat also? Is this Animal Racism?

 

[VoteQuimby]

doggie earplugs

 

[TheAdvocate]

taking the browns to the superbowl

... and I thought I had heard every euphanism for dropping a deuce.

Great thread, BTW.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Shiizu
My husband had a male cat that was gay and in love with him. Anytime I came within a foot of him (husband) it would wedge itself between us and glare. At night it would wait until he was asleep and then try to massage his buttocks while purring like a jackhammer. And his other cat thought he was beating me (during sex) and came and swatted him.

hahahaha. wtf

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
You think that's bad...try having a talkative and jealous parrot in the room during sex

This story needs embellishment!

 

[ViciouS]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
You think that's bad...try having a talkative and jealous parrot in the room during sex

This story needs embellishment!

Yeah atleast quote the parrot!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
You think that's bad...try having a talkative and jealous parrot in the room during sex

This story needs embellishment!

I wouldn't want to have to be the next owner of that bird.
I could just see it in some preacher's house or something, screaming sexual obscenities at guests, to the point that he tries to exorcise the demons from it.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Shiizu
My husband had a male cat that was gay and in love with him. Anytime I came within a foot of him (husband) it would wedge itself between us and glare. At night it would wait until he was asleep and then try to massage his buttocks while purring like a jackhammer. And his other cat thought he was beating me (during sex) and came and swatted him.

hahahaha. wtf

 

[The Batt?sai]

LMAO LOL even funnier than the rapex LOL

 

[ViciouS]

Originally posted by: quasarsky
LMAO LOL even funnier than the rapex LOL

rapex?

 

[ViciouS]

Dogs getting under control but the cat just pissed on her teddy bear, and now i have to make him an outside cat. My vet thinks he has a urinary track infection or he has Anxiety because my girlfriend moved in..