Best Bumper Sticker EVER!! :-)

[NFS4]

Just saw it on a souped-up Ford conversion van:


"If you've lost your cat...

Check under my tires!!"




<--- Avid cat hater!!!!

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

souped up ford conversion van?

More importantly, why the hate on cats? They are sooooooooo cute.

 

[notfred]

I like the one that says:

I killed your baby today, but it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead

<- avid baby hater.

* Quote is actually from a song, not a bumper sticker.

And my actual favorite bumper sticker is "My kid had sex with your honor student".

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
souped up ford conversion van?

More importantly, why the hate on cats? They are sooooooooo cute.

dogs own cats.

 

[MrsHoneybee]

I'm more fond of dogs than cats...but that's terrible! :frown:

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

meh i like both equally. Dogs are more fun to play with though.

But some cats are so cute..like those fluffy ones.

 

[zippy]

My favorite bumper sticker is:

My shetland is smarter than your honors student.

 

[thirtythree]

I don't have a cat but when I go over to my friend's house his are always vomiting all over the carpet.

 

[spanky]

i had a keychain once that said "sh!t happens and you're living proof". i wish they would make that into a bumper sticker.

 

[SherEPunjab]

cats are worthless creatures that take your time, money, and energy without giving you affection or security. they also like to be alone alot unlike dogs that are like friends. i dont' HATE cats, but i dont' think i'd ever own one.

edit: sorry, but they are good if you have a mouse problem, thats it.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: notfred
I like the one that says:

I killed your baby today, but it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead

<- avid baby hater.

* Quote is actually from a song, not a bumper sticker.

And my actual favorite bumper sticker is "My kid had sex with your honor student".

last caress eh?


my favorite was "my kid beat up your honor student"

best license plate ever was DEZ NTZ on a Z06

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: notfred
I like the one that says:

I killed your baby today, but it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead

<- avid baby hater.

* Quote is actually from a song, not a bumper sticker.

And my actual favorite bumper sticker is "My kid had sex with your honor student".

last caress eh?


my favorite was "my kid beat up your honor student"

best license plate ever was DEZ NTZ on a Z06

DEZ NTZ!!

AHHAHAHAH, GREAT!!!

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: notfred
I like the one that says:

I killed your baby today, but it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead

<- avid baby hater.

* Quote is actually from a song, not a bumper sticker.

And my actual favorite bumper sticker is "My kid had sex with your honor student".

last caress eh?


my favorite was "my kid beat up your honor student"

best license plate ever was DEZ NTZ on a Z06

DEZ NTZ!!

AHHAHAHAH, GREAT!!!

I don't get it?

 

[SherEPunjab]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: notfred
I like the one that says:

I killed your baby today, but it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead

<- avid baby hater.

* Quote is actually from a song, not a bumper sticker.

And my actual favorite bumper sticker is "My kid had sex with your honor student".

last caress eh?


my favorite was "my kid beat up your honor student"

best license plate ever was DEZ NTZ on a Z06

DEZ NTZ!!

AHHAHAHAH, GREAT!!!

I don't get it?

Deez Nutz

 

[johneetrash]

no.. the best license plate was A55 4LE on a florida (with the orange) license plate

 

[Adul]

cats rule!

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: Deslocke
I don't have a cat but when I go over to my friend's house his are always vomiting all over the carpet.

Has your friend ever taken the cat to the vet? Vomiting all the time is not a good sign. Oh, cheap cat food can also make a cat throw up all the time. Tell your friend to take his cats to the vet. Our friends had a cat who was always throwing up - they took it to the vet a month ago and determined that the cat had a cancerous tumor. When they had the cat put to sleep two weeks ago, the tumor had grown to the size of a lemon.



NFS4, you bumper sticker is slightly funny - it made me chuckle a little bit. However, my favorite is still: "Keep honking while I reload"

 

[NFS4]

NFS4, you bumper sticker is slightly funny - it made me chuckle a little bit. However, my favorite is still: "Keep honking while I reload"

LMAO!

 

[Azraele]

Would you still find it funny if it was about dogs?

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: Deslocke
I don't have a cat but when I go over to my friend's house his are always vomiting all over the carpet.

Has your friend ever taken the cat to the vet? Vomiting all the time is not a good sign. Oh, cheap cat food can also make a cat throw up all the time. Tell your friend to take his cats to the vet. Our friends had a cat who was always throwing up - they took it to the vet a month ago and determined that the cat had a cancerous tumor. When they had the cat put to sleep two weeks ago, the tumor had grown to the size of a lemon.



NFS4, you bumper sticker is slightly funny - it made me chuckle a little bit. However, my favorite is still: "Keep honking while I reload"

Just one of his cats vomit I guess and I think they have taken it to the vet. As for your bumber sticker .. does that mean you missed the first time?

 

[eakers]

fat people are harder to kidnap

 

[dejitaru]

Better license plate

 

[Martin]

Booo!



<--- Avid NFS4 hater!!!!

 

[MainFramed]

ahahahahah lol

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Azraele
Would you still find it funny if it was about dogs?

No, b/c dogs aren't dumb f*&ks like cats are