Best Movie One-Liners

[Fritzo]

I'm too lazy to read all the posts...how many times has that line from Shark Attack 3 been mentioned?

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
"You're fired!" - Arnold, True Lies

"Stick around!" Arnold, Predator

"Dylan, you sonuvab!tch!" Arnold, Predator

"Hey hey, remember wife #1? Left without saying a damn word. And wife #2, took everything and I mean everything. she even took the g0dd@mn ice cube trays from the freezer. WHAT KIND OF SICK B!TCH DOES THAT??" -Tom Arnold, True lies.

:laugh:

 

[fLum0x]

Originally posted by: Aflac
"English, mthrfcka, do you SPEAK it??"

/thread

 

[Paperdoc]

Donald Southerland as the hippy tank commander in Kelly's Heroes:
"Negative vibes, man! Negative vibes!"

Mae West: "Why don't you come up and see me sometime?"

And sneak in a couple from TV's Get Smart:
"Sorry about that, Chief"
"Would you believe ..."

 

[fLum0x]

you're talking to my guy all wrong. You got the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

*david spade slaps his bicep* you call this queer? *slaps the other bicep* you call this queer?

 

[child of wonder]

"Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?"
"That's right, Matrix! You did!"
"I lied."

"What did you do with Sully?"
"I let him go."

"Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired."

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast."

 

[Gamingphreek]

"Milk was a baaad choice"
-Will Ferrel/Anchorman

"You've chose....poorly"
-(Old Guy)/Indiana Jones

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate"
-Strother Martin/Cool Hand Luke

"Luke, I am your father"
-James Earl Jones/The Empire Strikes Back

"Wooooo, I have got to get me one of these"
-Will Smith/Independence Day

-Kevin

(I would also like to note that any scene in Rocky where Rocky tries to be sentimental or wise is quote worthy)

 

[Miramonti]

"And that's not incense..."

-Inara Serra, Serenity

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
"Milk was a baaad choice"
-Will Ferrel/Anchorman

"You've chose....poorly"
-(Old Guy)/Indiana Jones

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate"
-Strother Martin/Cool Hand Luke

"Luke, I am your father"
-James Earl Jones/The Empire Strikes Back

"Wooooo, I have got to get me one of these"
-Will Smith/Independence Day

-Kevin

(I would also like to note that any scene in Rocky where Rocky tries to be sentimental or wise is quote worthy)

"If we can change (Rocky points to himself and Drago), then...maybe everyone can change!!"

Rocky IV; Rocky becomes the voice of freedom and democracy for the world, and almost single-handedly ends the Cold War. Good job, Rock.

 

[flexy]

"Nice beaver" - "Thanks, I just had it stuffed"

 

[AmpedSilence]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
-DodgeBall

Earmuffs.
-Old School

1: No Nukes!! No Nukes!!
2: Get off the Nuclear Warhead.
1: Sorry Brother, I just wanted to feel the power between my legs.
- Steve Buchemi in Armageddon

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: Platypus


THANKS FOR USING JOHNNY-CAB.... NEARRHARAHWHAWHHAH!!!!!

LOL

How about Arnold: "GET TO THE CHOPPA"

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS...

"SCREW YOU!!!!" : Can't believe they use to 'censor' this by using "Die Benny Die!" in place.

Benny: "What the hell you trying to do to me man?"
Melina: "Shut up and drive!"
Benny: "Hey, I got 5 kids to feed!"

What an awesome movie.

 

[CellarDoor]

"naga...naga.....notgonnaworkhereanymore that's for sure"

 

[jagec]

From Happy Gilmore:

Shooter McGavin: "(blah, blah, blah). I eat pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast!"
Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast?"

Also, pretty much every line from Army of Darkness.

 

[AmpedSilence]

Originally posted by: CellarDoor
"naga...naga.....notgonnaworkhereanymore that's for sure"

Have to have Office Space

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: theknight571
"It's good to be the King"

:thumbsup: hehehe

 

[zerocool1]

are you gonna just stand there and bleed
-tombstone

and i will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger for those that oppose my brothers. and you will know that i am the Lord when i put my hand on thee.
-pulp fiction

i'm your huckleberry
-tombstone

make like a tree and get the fvck outta here
-the boondock saints

close only counts with nuclear missiles and hand grenades

rule number one of fight club...

you're so money and you don't even know it
-swingers

 

[imported_Cameron]

Doc Holliday: Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

 

[nanette1985]

"Play it, Sam."

"Let us unite against our common enemy - "
"The Judean People's Front!"

"I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up money laundering in the dictionary."

"You here to make fun of me?"
"No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?"

"Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know!"

 

[tboo]

Hudson from the movie Aliens: "Maybe they're demoralized"

 

[joecool]

Originally posted by: runzwithsizorz
We gotta full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sun glass'es.

i can't believe this wasn't mentioned sooner ... and, sorry, but you left part out:

it's 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
hit it.

 

[nweaver]

Dum dum bring me gum gum

 

[lupi]

Gettin' wet just thinking about it.

 

[lupi]

Originally posted by: joecool

Originally posted by: runzwithsizorz
We gotta full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sun glass'es.

i can't believe this wasn't mentioned sooner ... and, sorry, but you left part out:

it's 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
hit it.

I've got that .wav on my desktop

 

[jjones]

You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?