Best Sig lines

[Xuttah]

I see them in email, forums, bbs, everywhere. So what's your favorite sig line? I tend to like quotes from people, but some people have come up with great originals.

 

[konichiwa]

I liked the one I had a few weeks ago but it got old so I changed it:

Never argue with an idiot. He'll just lower you to his own level and beat you with experience.

I also like Elledan's, which is something to the extent of:

The power of acute observation is often called cynicism by those who don't have it.

 

[geno]

I always quote from the Simpsons, so there's always plenty of wisdom coming from the bottom of my posts

 

[ltk007]

Too bad elledan's short sightedness and clear lack of intelligence as well as common sense offset any insight that is found in his sig.

 

[konichiwa]

...I wasn't judging his character, only his sig. Not that I don't agree with you...:disgust:

 

[perry]

.

 

[ltk007]

Oh I agree its a good sig, unfortunately its wasted on a elledan

 

[thebestMAX]

Dont remember who had it but I always liked:

"Dont like my personality? Thats OK, I have several others" or something to that effect.

 

[yakko]

I like my sig.

 

[Wallydraigle]

->No monkeys were harmed in the making of this signature.<-

 

[Windogg]

All my good sigs have been nuked.

My favorite was:

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[XMan]

. . . anybody speak Latin?

 

[prodigy]

IBhacknU's

 

[mechBgon]

I liked the one kranky was using a while back, something to the effect of:

&quot;AnandTech Forums warning label:
Caution: keyboard does not enable user to make sense.&quot;

 

[NaughtyusMaximus]

I've liked most of mine:

&quot;So, you're a cannibal...&quot;
&quot;If that's what a Bavarian Sausage looks like, what am I eating?&quot;

They got old, so my new one is a Douglas Adams quote.

 

[SendTrash]

I saw someone's sig in here that said


<< Help! I am on the Internet and I can't log off! >>


Or something to that extent..

 

[EmperorNero]

<< Too bad elledan's short sightedness and clear lack of intelligence as well as common sense offset any insight that is found in his sig. >>



I agree, that's an awesome sig

 

[MajesticMoose]

gotta loves vi_edit's sig:
&quot;help I'm being repressed&quot;

Then again i am a monty python freak(hence the name and the sig)

Moose

 

[Valhalla1]

mine

 

[fallenoncrack]

I like my quotes.... silly forum users!

 

[Russ]

The all time best sig is still Yawmark's:

I am Dyslexic of Borg
Your ass will be laminated.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Bignate603]

how bout this

I've always had a great amount of faith in fools, my friends call it selfconfidence.
~Edgar Allen Poe

Or what Kennedy said while addressing Berlin
What Kennedy meant to say: Ich Bein ein Berliner -I am a Berliner
What Kennedy said: Ich Bein ein Beliner -I am a Jelly Donut

here are a few random ones i know

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)

Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred...

FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! - Press any key to do nothing...

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell

You've heard about the computer programmer that died while washing his hair in the shower. The instructions said, 'Lather, rinse, repeat.'

665.9238429876 - Number of the Pentium Beast

Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!)

hehe... darn now i want to switch mine!

 

[Pastore]

i like mine, i laughed for a half an hour straight after that...

 

[Ultima200]

mine, because half baked is the greatest movie ever

 

[geno]

My fav of the past has to be:
&quot;Save me Jeebus!!!&quot;