Best strip club story?

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Brazen

Originally posted by: junkerman123

Originally posted by: Feldenak
My best friend was dating a stripper and those girls can get wild after work. That's all the details you're going to get.

and by "That's all the details you're going to get. " what you mean is youre gonna post the details in a subsequent post.

I am waiting.

It means she just got off work and he's heading out to go stand outside her window.

Haha...this was about 10 years ago. All of us guys were around 21 and the girls were about 23 or so. Just one of those things you think back on with a smirk.

 

[JDMnAR1]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
The totally nude ones are okay but you can't buy booze so you have to sneak in your own or get fvcked up before you go in.

YMMV with local laws and ordinances. I know there is a nice one (or was, dunno if it is still there) within walking distance of the White House that was totally nude and served whatever booze you want.

 

[CPA]

A couple of years ago, me, my wife and her friend went to a strip club. Add in the VIP room and a hot stripper my wife really liked and you can imagine the good time we had.

 

[junkerman123]

when I get married, i hope my wife wants to go

 

[thraashman]

Originally posted by: JDMnAR1

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
The totally nude ones are okay but you can't buy booze so you have to sneak in your own or get fvcked up before you go in.

YMMV with local laws and ordinances. I know there is a nice one (or was, dunno if it is still there) within walking distance of the White House that was totally nude and served whatever booze you want.

I'm in Atlanta and I only know of one strip club that doesn't serve liquor as it's the only one that is 18+ instead of 21+. That place also doesn't do lap dances. I don't think there are any strip clubs in this city that aren't full nude. I've been to 3 and know for certian 2 others that are full nude.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Mucho

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I ran into my dad at one and we bought each other beer and lapdances. We smoked weed together afterward.

Is he DainBramaged as well?

no, he's BrainDamaged. How do you think his son got his name?

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: junkerman123
when I get married, i hope my wife wants to go

It will help if your wife likes women

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: junkerman123
when I get married, i hope my wife wants to go

Make sure to test the waters with her before the marriage, then

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Mackie2k
We took my buddy our for his Batchelor party.

We got him good and liquored up and took him to one place. HE wouldn't dance or get any lap dances at all. totally boring and stupid.

We left, and took him back to the hotel and got him stupid drunk, handcuffed him and took him to another club down the street.

He was so drunk he was dancing on stage, all the girls were all over him.

We were completely shocked. He was grabbing hundreds of dollars out of the ATM. The Club Closed at 3am, and we left him there.....waiting in the parking lot cause they kicked us out.....

I dont know what happened, and he doesn't remember....

Later on, we took Sharpie's and wrote all over his body when he was passed out.....under his feet, behind/in his ears.....Nasty.

see, thats why i don't want to ever get drunk

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Mackie2k
We took my buddy our for his Batchelor party.

We got him good and liquored up and took him to one place. HE wouldn't dance or get any lap dances at all. totally boring and stupid.

We left, and took him back to the hotel and got him stupid drunk, handcuffed him and took him to another club down the street.

He was so drunk he was dancing on stage, all the girls were all over him.

We were completely shocked. He was grabbing hundreds of dollars out of the ATM. The Club Closed at 3am, and we left him there.....waiting in the parking lot cause they kicked us out.....

I dont know what happened, and he doesn't remember....

Later on, we took Sharpie's and wrote all over his body when he was passed out.....under his feet, behind/in his ears.....Nasty.

see, thats why i don't want to ever get drunk

You can get drunk, just never (I mean ever) be the first to pass out unless you are locked in a room that can't possibly be opened by a group of your drunken friends intent on mischief.

 

[MaxDepth]

In Lexington, KY I went with friends to a club to see a "battle of the stars" where strippers from other places came in for the event to see which club had the best. I was watching the floor show where girl was working with a real boa snake and right after her number I turned around to see a girl entertaining my friends dancing on our table. It was a girl I had dated my sophmore year (we were now seniors) but had left to go to school in Cincinnati.

She recognized me and fell off the table. Luckily me and another friend caught her. She was still going to school but she was dancing on the side because it paid a lot. Seeing the guys faces as I introduced her was priceless. After the show, she and I went to an Awful Waffle and talked until morning. I drove her to her back rto Cincy and I spent the weekend at her place. So technically I have dated only one stripper. This one doesn't count because she started after we drifgted apart and afterwards it wasn't "dating."

 

[junkerman123]

Originally posted by: K1052

You can get drunk, just never (I mean ever) be the first to pass out unless you are locked in a room that can't possibly be opened by a group of your drunken friends intent on mischief.

pass out drunk with the door locked....great idea

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: junkerman123

Originally posted by: K1052

You can get drunk, just never (I mean ever) be the first to pass out unless you are locked in a room that can't possibly be opened by a group of your drunken friends intent on mischief.

pass out drunk with the door locked....great idea

How is that any different than getting slammed when you go out and going home to fall asleap?

 

[RagingBITCH]

Once me and my (now) roomie went to a strip club. These shot girls came over and he started talking them up. They gave us a few free shots and we were like "hell yea". Anyway they take us to the back and start giving us lap dance. Not too shabby. Do more free shots, feel them up.....this lasts for about an hour and a half before they get back to selling shots. Best time we've ever had!

 

[SpanishFry]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: junkerman123
when I get married, i hope my wife wants to go

It will help if your wife likes women

New thread stat!

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I ran into my dad at one and we bought each other beer and lapdances. We smoked weed together afterward.

 

[poopaskoopa]

I was the best man for my friend's wedding and his family members and I took him out for the bachelor party. Of course I did my duty and had him spanked by 7 strippers on stage, but some of them went nuts and wrote all over his body with a Sharpie pen(something like "Vixen was here!"), and also spanked him pretty hard with the belt, leaving him with welts. Apparently the dumbass didn't completely clean himself before the wedding and the bride found some stuff written on his back on the wedding night.

 

[bctbct]

I went to a bachelor party a few weeks ago. I paid for some guy in the wedding party to get a lap dance. $20 buys sitting in lap, mouth in crotch (chick had something in mouth that vibrated). Legs around head with snatch 1 inch from face.

She then proceeded to tear the elastic off his underwear (looked like he was going to get a wedgie), she then tied the elastic around his head.

Best $20 I ever spent. She was a tiger.

 

[meltdown75]

The first strip joint I went to was in the Greater Toronto area in 1994 or so. There were lesbians going at it on stage, it was crazy. They weren't just doing the juking and jiving bit either, they were munching away.

Every strip joint after that was sort of a letdown, since I never saw anything like that again.

Anyway, I just came in to say HI JUNKERMAN

Still piloting the ROFLcopter? How's golf treatin' ya? Cheers! :beer:

 

[CTrain]

I had gone up to Chicago for Hamburger U. with a few colleagues.
One of them was my best buddy GF and it was her birthday.

So a bunch of us got together and hit the strip club and it this was her first time.
I bougth her a lap dance and surprising she took it.
I'm like"my buddy is not going to believe this".
So I took my camera out and took a picture.
DOH !!, I forgot to turn off the flash.
The stripper saw it and stopped dancing...I went outside to put the camera in the car.

Boy, it got heated afterward.
All the secirity came outside...they called the police.
I stood my graound and said there was NO camera.
After an hr or so, they police left.
They wouldn't let me back in.
Lost my $20 entry fee.
My friends were having a blast inside while I waited ouside.
That was dumb.

Back in class the next day, everyone knew about it, it was embarressing(this is a higher up bussiness class you know)
I still have that infamous PIC.....I'll see if I can find it and post a clean version of it.

 

[CTrain]

Here is a couple of PICs I found.

CLUB
Stripper

 

[Whitecloak]

groped a couple of strippers. Got beaten. Broke my hands and legs. When I woke in hospital, I was told I had contracted AIDS. Definitely, not one of my best experiences.

 

[her209]

The only strip club I've been to is in Vegas and damn it, it was gooood...

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Whitecloak
groped a couple of strippers. Got beaten. Broke my hands and legs. When I woke in hospital, I was told I had contracted AIDS. Definitely, not one of my best experiences.

wtf, shens

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Whitecloak
groped a couple of strippers. Got beaten. Broke my hands and legs. When I woke in hospital, I was told I had contracted AIDS. Definitely, not one of my best experiences.

wtf, shens

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