Biggest Douchebags in movie history

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: KillerAngel
Ellis from Die Hard. Man, what a douche...

Winnar!

is Ellis the guy that tries to make the bargain with Hans Gruber and gets capped, or the news reporter in the first and 2nd ones?

The news reporter guy made his career playing successful douche bags:

Exhibit A: Real Genius
Exhibit B: Ghostbusters 1
Exhibit C: Die Hard
Exhibit D: Die Hard 2
...

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Philip Seymour Hoffman as Capote.

Worst movie ever.

false

but Capote is definitely an asshat. wouldn't call him a douche though

 

[Nitemare]

that nerdy guy who watched his fellow soldier die in Saving Private Ryan.

Makes me sick to my stomach every time I see it.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
longshanks in braveheart

oh man...he's probably the Genetic progenitor of the douchebag race

 

[BRObedoza]

Bob Sugar from Jerry Maguire, though that's just how sports agents really are

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Howard
Sweep the leg

This,

and Bill Paxson, aka "Chet" from Weird Science

How about Bill Paxtson as Simon, the used car salesman, in True Lies?

"The 'vette, gets 'em wet" *shit-eating grin*

I bet Paxson and the The Real Genius/Ghostbusters (Peck) guy must be the most successful professional douchebags.

Paxson has a little more range though

Don't forget that Paxson had a minor role as a punk/skinhead douchebag at the beginning of Terminator. ...lesson from that movie: do not act like a douchebag to murderous time-traveling cyborgs.

 

[jjones]

Carter Burke from Aliens

 

[rh71]

comedic actors

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: xboxist

Originally posted by: NFS4
Runner-up goes to "Johnny Lawrence" from The Karate Kid.

He is instantly disqualified from an ultimate list of douchebags solely based on the fact that after Daniel-san bitchsmacked his face with the Crane Kick for the final point of the tournament, Johnny stole the trophy from the announcer's hands and presented it to Daniel himself.

Very non-douchebag-ish.

Agreed, plus he's a troubled teeanger still learning valuable life lessons.

 

[TecHNooB]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
the fat guy in Jurrasic Park

"ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!"

"Please GODAMNIT!!!"

That guy is awesome. He's Newman as well and everybody loves Newman

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
Tim Roth as Archibald Cunningham in Rob Roy.

That's a great one. The best is at the end when he becomes "almost half" the man Rob Roy was.

 

[jtvang125]

Ed Norton's character in The Rounders

 

[Gibsons]

Bill Lumbergh in Office Space, mkay?

 

[hiromizu]

Originally posted by: Gibsons
Bill Lumbergh in Office Space, mkay?

What about that "if all goes as planned I'll be showing her my O face" dude?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: hiromizu

Originally posted by: Gibsons
Bill Lumbergh in Office Space, mkay?

What about that "if all goes as planned I'll be showing her my O face" dude?

douchebaggery confirmed

 

[RayH]

The psychiatrist from the Terminator movies.
Kevin Spacey's character in Swimming With Sharks.

 

[RightIsWrong]

Originally posted by: foghorn67

Originally posted by: Safeway
Shooter is cool, though. And hell, Adam Sandler is just as big of an ass in that movie. At least shooter talks like a grown man, unlike baby-voice Sandler.

He tried to take his grandma's house. There isn't much more you can do to out douchebag that.

I was going to post Shooter for this very reason. He did also try to steal the girl as well (can't blame him for that one though... )

I think that I will go with....

Harvey Korman as Count De Monet in History of the World Part I.

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: RightIsWrong

Originally posted by: foghorn67

Originally posted by: Safeway
Shooter is cool, though. And hell, Adam Sandler is just as big of an ass in that movie. At least shooter talks like a grown man, unlike baby-voice Sandler.

He tried to take his grandma's house. There isn't much more you can do to out douchebag that.

I was going to post Shooter for this very reason. He did also try to steal the girl as well (can't blame him for that one though... )

I think that I will go with....

Harvey Korman as Count De Monet in History of the World Part I.

De mo-NAY! De mo-NAY!

 

[jonks]

Joey Pants as "Cypher" in the Matrix.

Sara Silverman in "School of Rock"

Taye Diggs in "Equlibrium"

And this guy

 

[BudAshes]

Ben Affleck in any movie he has appeared in.

 

[RightIsWrong]

Originally posted by: BudAshes
Ben Affleck in any movie he has appeared in.

But Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms!

Word bitch! Phantoms like a mah fucker!

 

[Aikouka]

Wow, looking up this Ellis guy (who I believe was the traitor not the reporter) lead me to look at what Hans Gruber has done since Die Hard. Wow, he's been in quite a few roles that I didn't even realize was him. Snape from Harry Potter... Marvin (voice) from Hitchiker's Guide....

Oh and I agree with how Johnny wasn't so much of a douche at the end of Karate Kid. He was more of a bully than a douche. The coach was a douche for promoting these bully activities through his students.

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
Wow, looking up this Ellis guy (who I believe was the traitor not the reporter) lead me to look at what Hans Gruber has done since Die Hard. Wow, he's been in quite a few roles that I didn't even realize was him. Snape from Harry Potter... Marvin (voice) from Hitchiker's Guide....

Alan Rickman FTW.

 

[dougp]

I'm going to cry that this wasn't posted.

Doug Neidermeyer (Mark Metcalf) in Animal House

and

Stan Gable (Ted McGinley) in Revenge of the Nerds

/thread

 

[foghorn67]

Denton Baxter in Open Range.