Bird pooped on Putin

kage69

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Would have been more fitting if it hadn't been a bird dookie, but instead a torrent of semi-frozen blue tinted piss and shit from an overhead Boeing airliner.
 

Albatross

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It was in fact an American air strike,Putin will soon invade Eastern Europe.
As usual the constipated muzhiks try to hold their smiles,laughter is forbidden before the divine czar.
 
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Newell Steamer

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Well, we all know what his next trophy will be after his latest one,...

How you say,.. shoot is good??
 

kage69

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I'm not entirely sure how big the Romanian sub-species of albatross is. Or shall I say, albatros.

I looked as I was curious, but was unable to locate either the ladden or unladden weights of said species. I just know they are way bigger than most non-migratory birds.
 

Sattern

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At least he talks like he is serious when he speaks. I look up to him.

I think he noticed the bird poop fall on his shirt but I don't think he cared.
 

kage69

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At least he talks like he is serious when he speaks. I look up to him.


So a corrupt as hell dictator using Hitler-esque invasion techniques on his neighbors and who facilitates the murder of hundreds of innocent travelers is admirable because he "sounds serious" when he speaks?

You look up to an asshole, but hey, at least you're comfortable with it. I'd try to develop better standards if I were you.
 

dr150

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Putin laughs.

He'll whip out a $10,000 bill from his breast pocket to wipe it away as he flushes it down the toilet rather than give it to one of those poor Army veterans.
 

norseamd

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At least he talks like he is serious when he speaks. I look up to him. I think he noticed the bird poop fall on his shirt but I don't think he cared.

He did notice and he did care about that.

And in fact I think the bird was planning on shitting all over Putin and Putin dared him to and the bird decided to anyways. He knows Putin has no way of finding that specific bird over the millions of birds that live around the Russian territory. Quonium Tyranno!
 
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