It would be nice if everything worked at the speed of light.
It would be nice if storage space was infinite in size.
It would be nice if your computer could visit you in your sleep and tingle your willie.
But a lot of the obsessive fascination with the thread topic focuses on boot-time. If you sleep your computer, you wouldn't care so much about boot-time. Is shaving 10 seconds off boot-time worth a $500 outlay? Is it worth adding complexity to your hardware and software situation?
I often remark to friends, if my elderly mother goes to heaven, it will be only five minutes before she complains to the Almighty that the pastel colors of the clouds are not to her liking. She will demand to go somewhere else. It's no different when I shop for her fresh bananas. Or when I bring home a 25-lb bag of navel oranges: "There's a bad orange in that bag! They'll have to take it back!"
Never satisfied.
You'd think that an SATA-III SSD would "do it for ya," even without a RAM-caching gimmick.
The worst of it: After participating in this forum for some 7 to 9 years, I have also become an obsessive nit-picker. From the other end, I'm becoming more discontent about the offerings of the produce market . . . too. . . I have to remind myself of Aaron Cross's remark to his "Outcome" contemporary in "Bourne Legacy:" "Did you ever 'not care' . . ?"