Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
and finally Here you go Josh6079 you will like this one:
Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
Ya and you thought you had it rough Chuck Norris can't even get his burger right at Burger King!:laugh:
EDITk maybe a couple more because they are so funny.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down
Ok I will stop for now. And as always FLAME ME!!!!