Bush wired?

[Conky]

It's lame that when Bush does well in a debate that the liberal media's best retort is that he was fed the answers. :thumbsdown:

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
I'm still gonna vote for Bush cause' Kerry is such a douchebag..

But here's what I believe:

OBVIOUSLY, it is a wire.. but not just any wire. It allows him to do mind control of the public and cause Kerry to flipflop on the issues. It also makes us believe right-wing propaganda. Bush isn't even human and that box in his back prooves it. Humans don't have boxes in the middle of their backs. Bush is an alien that orchestrated 9/11 so that his alien friends in Saudi Arabia and at Halliburton could make some more money. Yup, he's an alien that campaigned for the presidency of the United States..

BTW, I completely believe everything Michael Moore says.. and guess what!! I'm on the side that supports what Bush did. I support Bush's decisions on all the various controversies. Take that, Moore!

Someone notify the mods the P&N fence has been breeched again...

 

[paruhd0x]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: brxndxn
I'm still gonna vote for Bush cause' Kerry is such a douchebag..

But here's what I believe:

OBVIOUSLY, it is a wire.. but not just any wire. It allows him to do mind control of the public and cause Kerry to flipflop on the issues. It also makes us believe right-wing propaganda. Bush isn't even human and that box in his back prooves it. Humans don't have boxes in the middle of their backs. Bush is an alien that orchestrated 9/11 so that his alien friends in Saudi Arabia and at Halliburton could make some more money. Yup, he's an alien that campaigned for the presidency of the United States..

BTW, I completely believe everything Michael Moore says.. and guess what!! I'm on the side that supports what Bush did. I support Bush's decisions on all the various controversies. Take that, Moore!

Someone notify the mods the P&N fence has been breeched again...

Alert! chorus *hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut*

 

[PoPPeR]

well this would explain all the pauses... he was listening to his wire!

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
It's lame that when Bush does well in a debate that the liberal media's best retort is that he was fed the answers. :thumbsdown:

Bush did well in a debate? When did this happen?

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: sniperruff
if it's true, those are some really terrible answers that he was fed

Yeah, really. Sort of equivalent of being handed the answers for a test - but all the answers are wrong and you get an "F" anyway.

 

[Azoth]

It may be a wire, it may be the outline of body armor...

Either way, what's the big deal. Could you imagine his answers if he wasn't wired? Then again, it would probably be the comedy hit of the season.

 

[Aftermath]

Originally posted by: Azoth
It may be a wire, it may be the outline of body armor...

Either way, what's the big deal. Could you imagine his answers if he wasn't wired? Then again, it would probably be the comedy hit of the season.

"Presidential Debates tonight between "Shorties" and "South Park", here on Comedy Central!"

:laugh:

 

[aircooled]

Wired on coke maybe.....


You'd think he'd have done better in the debate if he had a wire on....

 

[Fritzo]

You people are idiots.

He's a robot, and that's obviously where the battery pack goes! Looks like he runs on 4 C-Cells.

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Bra?

 

[SagaLore]

If he were "wired", if would have either been A. a wire too small for us to see through his shirt or B. a small enough unit that was completely wireless.

When I first saw the title of the thread, I thought maybe he had forgotten to take the coat hanger out of his shirt.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Oh noes! Bush did better! Let's start a fake rumor that he cheated!

 

[sniperruff]

hey hey bush won the debate by working hard... it's hard work... working sundays.... in north carolina talking with missy so and so... we cried, laughed, and cried some more... it's hard work... working hard!

 

[maziwanka]

hahahaha. if he got help on the first debate, then its just sad.

ppl have nothing better to do with their time.

 

[biostud]

It's where the puppetmaster attaches his strings.

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
hahahaha. if he got help on the first debate, then its just sad.

ppl have nothing better to do with their time.

Would you call his performance during the first debate "getting help?" If anything, I think the Dems might have hacked into the wireless connection and passed the wrong information to GWB. I think there was a heavy emphasis on them commanding him to wrinkle his forehead while Kerry was speaking.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[911paramedic]

Conspiracy nuts need to get off the internets.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: zoiks
Didnt see this posted. Either that or its a really long thin snake.
You decide

it's an internet rumor. you don't see the major new networks picking up on this sh*t.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: maziwanka
hahahaha. if he got help on the first debate, then its just sad.

ppl have nothing better to do with their time.

Would you call his performance during the first debate "getting help?" If anything, I think the Dems might have hacked into the wireless connection and passed the wrong information to GWB. I think there was a heavy emphasis on them commanding him to wrinkle his forehead while Kerry was speaking.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

i hope you realize i am agreeing with what you just wrote. i was being sarcastic.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zoiks
Didnt see this posted. Either that or its a really long thin snake.
You decide

it's an internet rumor. you don't see the major new networks picking up on this sh*t.

which is why the link points to cnn

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zoiks
Didnt see this posted. Either that or its a really long thin snake.
You decide

it's an internet rumor. you don't see the major new networks picking up on this sh*t.

which is why the link points to cnn

they have a story about it on their site. don't you think if it were real that all the major networks would be blabbering about it on televised newscasts?

 

[Thraxen]

they have a story about it on their site. don't you think if it were real that all the major networks would be blabbering about it on televised newscasts?

CNN.com is still a major news source. How do you know it's not getting mentioned on TV? Are you watching CNN this morning? Also, I heard about it on the radio this morning on the way to work.

Anyway, I don't think that's a wire. One, I would have expected him to do better in the first debate if he was being fed information. Two, why the hell would he wear such a huge wire? I'm certain he would access to smaller devices. Three, why would you wear the wire up around the shoulders if you are trying to hide it (especially one so big)? That makes no sense.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
If he were "wired", if would have either been A. a wire too small for us to see through his shirt or B. a small enough unit that was completely wireless.

When I first saw the title of the thread, I thought maybe he had forgotten to take the coat hanger out of his shirt.

bwhahah thats more likely then a wire. he just forgot to take the hanger out of his shirt! you know if he had a wire half way through the debate he would start yelling about saddam talking in his head and bomb a school or something.

 

[Gurck]

Implying that CNN is anything but a major news source hurts the credibility of the entire post in which the implication is made... and wouldn't it stand to reason that if someone is 50 years behind everyone in most aspects of life, technology would be no exception?