<< If you can't parallel park how the hell did you ever pass drivers ed and get a license? >>
In my driver's ed class, parallel parking was never covered. No one in the class I spoke with (to my memory, this was years ago) was required to, even with 6 teachers. My actual drivers test to get my license consisted of pulling out of the parking lot, and driving ~1 mile, which primarily consisted of left turns. No, let me take that back. It was NOTHING BUT left turns.
Having said that, when I'm in my personal vehicle, I can parallel park, but it may take a few tries. In my work vehicle, there's no way I will even try. In both instances, I'll do my best to find either the very last spot to || park or find a normal spot that's a bit away.