Heheh.. forgot this one, which is one of my more funny semi-celeb stories.
I was like 17, and on a trip with my mom/stepdad driving down from MN to go to Galveston, TX. LONG ASS drive, like 30+ hours or so. So we get down into houston (we drove straight-through, alternating drivers) and decided to go to the Houston Space museum thingy there. (Pretty sweet place, if you go, TAKE THE TOUR, it's pretty awesome.. You get to see all sorts of cool things, I just mostly ignored the guide and looked at the more interesting happenings. You get to see mission control, etc.)
So, we're in this museum, and then a whole busload or two of fricken bueaty pagent chicks comes out. Turns out they were doing the Ms. Teen USA thing. These wimmin are HOT, especially if your a horny 17 year old. There were obviously 50(+) of them, so there was always a couple near me at all times. Unfortunately driving for like 25 hours straight doesn't make you smell/look/feel that great so I could not get up the balls to get my picture taken with a few of them. But holy christ they were hot. Talked to a couple of them, and they didn't even seem all that stupid.
Oh oh, and my Larry Flynt number is 1! (if you know someone who knows larry flynt, your number is 1. if you know larry flynt, your number is 0) I talked on the phone with his daughter, who is surprisingly extremely anti-porn. Basically was offering her advice on what to do when her domain was hijacked. Almost sold her on some webhosting from me. Ah well.
Anyways, thats my last funny story.
-Phil