This rcxEric guy is hilarious. I have decided my new hobby will be translating his posts into English. I thought about doing it before but the OP made up my mind. Here we go..
Originally posted by: rcxEric
after i read
dis post me brain got mad thinkin, since we no ufc fighter can beat navy seal, who've win if ufc fighter n chimpanzee fight? ma bro rashad evans prolly bust sum monkey teefs, but dam that monkey fight cheaper den an asian in street fighter...sheet lil biatch munch both lady hand off n sum face for desert. if georges tackle monkey, monkey prolly chomp hiz dong off or sumthin, hard beat sum1 like that, should invent martial art dat utilize da teef, be mad dangerz 4 sure.
newho, wat u guyz think bout who've won in fight?
After I read
this post, I got to thinking. Since we know that a UFC fighter can beat a Navy Seal, who will win if a UFC fighter and a chimpanzee fight? My friend Rashad Evans would probably bust up a monkey's teeth, but damn, that monkey fights cheaper than an Asian in Street Fighter. Shit, that little bitch bit both hands off of a lady, and had some of her face for desert. If George tackled a monkey, the monkey would probably bite off his penis or something. Hard to beat someone like that. They should invent a martial art that utilizes the teeth, it would be extremely dangerous, that's for sure.
Anyhow, what do you guys think about who would win in a fight?
Originally posted by: rcxEric
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
The real question is: Who is smarter? The chimp or your English teachers?
self taught sucka, not every1 afford yale/hardvard n wear over armor n driving prius
I taught myself, sir. Not everyone can afford Yale / Harvard, wear over armor, and drive a Prius.
Originally posted by: rcxEric
yo can sum of u stay on topix, poll up now.
Excuse me, can some of you stay on topic? The poll is up now.
Originally posted by: takeru
of course the chimp will win. do you really think the chimp would even follow the rules???
na bro no rulez, only chose ufc (mma fine 2) fighter cuz theyz most badazz human peeps at hand2hand. like u no jason bourne? even bj penn could prolly bust his azz np, rule, no rule watever
No sir, there are no rules. I only chose a UFC fighter (MMA would have also been fine,) because they are the most bad ass humans at hand to hand fighting. You know, like Jason Bourne? Even BJ Penn could probably bust his ass no problem, rules, no rules, whatever.
Originally posted by: rcxEric
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
The chimp will gouge out one or both of the ufc fighter's eyes before he knows what hit him, and any fingers that get in the way are history. From there, the chimp just bites off whatever fleshy bits that look appealing, starting at the head and working down to the groin.
Don't forget that a chimp can tear your fucking arms off without much effort.
And OP, go fail the SAT verbal again.
yo bro, it prolly aint that e z to do gouge on ufc fighter, chimp try dat prolly jus dodge, then go
BLAAAT BLAAT buzt sum monkey teef...tho mabe chimpanzee got mad reflexez 2
o an vigilante? i nev took no SAT test but 4 ur infomation wrote IQ test and government guy told me got 100%, iz how i got my job so fuk off
Hello sir, it probably isn't that easy to gouge out the eyes on a UFC fighter. The chimp that tried that would probably just be dodged, then the fighter would go
BOOM POW and bust out some monkey teeth. Who knows, though, maybe chimpanzees have above average reflexes.
Oh, a vigilante? I have never taken an SAT test, but for your information, I took a written IQ test and the man working for the government told me that I got a 100%. It's how I got my job, so fuck off.
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Even when wearing over armor? :laugh:
ps. jus realize i mean under armor my bad. dont wear so forget wat is called
PS: Just realize that I meant under armor, my bad. I don't wear that particular brand so I forgot what it was called.