The Boston Dangler
Lifer
- Mar 10, 2005
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Assuming our spaced victim didn't explode, he (let's call him Larry) would continuously thaw and freeze as passes in and out of shadows. Since Larry has a weight problem (too much Taco Bell) his core will remain frozen well into his trip around the sunny side of a spaceship, Earth, et cetera. With nearly 3 feet of inside-out lung projecting from Larry's mouth, his rapid and wild spinning would pevent the left half being solid while the right is blistering mush.
Thankfully, Larry's orbit will be totally unstable, with a clean finish. Unless, of course Larry is orbiting the Moon. Then he has one final trick up his sleeve. Given a shallow impact angle, he can scatter fragments over a decent slice of moon.
Still, it's a better way to die than Michael Hutchins.
Thankfully, Larry's orbit will be totally unstable, with a clean finish. Unless, of course Larry is orbiting the Moon. Then he has one final trick up his sleeve. Given a shallow impact angle, he can scatter fragments over a decent slice of moon.
Still, it's a better way to die than Michael Hutchins.