Curling

[WelshBloke]

Still needs dwarves with little ski poles and tiny lances.

 

[zinfamous]

Are you agreeing with me that archery requires skills?

I agree that archery represents a useful skill: hunting. killing shit. etc.

I also believe that curling represents a more useful skill than golf--no one ever needed to wop a little ball some distance and drive a little cart in between ball wops.

with curling, you have people controlling large stones and knocking other stones out of the way. That seems like it was used by scots, at some time, for like, training and stuff.

 

[zinfamous]

Still needs dwarves with little ski poles and tiny lances.

can they wear those spikey WW1 German helmets?

 

[SSSnail]

Zinfamous, you're over doing it.

 

[zinfamous]

Zinfamous, you're over doing it.

what, you'd rather the curling dwarves wear friar's hats instead of spiked helmets?

 

[spittledip]

It's the frozen Olympics, there's only so many non stupid events they can have.

Ah, good point. I didn't think of it that way.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I like curling. I just did over 1000. It's a deep burn...so deep.

http://youtu.be/T9IZDInBv1M

 

[WelshBloke]

what, you'd rather the curling dwarves wear friar's hats instead of spiked helmets?

We could make them wear a hat related to their country.
So the Germans could go with the spiked helmet. The Canadians could wear a mounties hat. The US might have to wear a baseball cap.

 

[zinfamous]

We could make them wear a hat related to their country.
So the Germans could go with the spiked helmet. The Canadians could wear a mounties hat. The US might have to wear a baseball cap.

giant, full-sized, 10 gallon cowboy hats!

Isn't that how you guys picture all of us, anyway?

 

[WelshBloke]

giant, full-sized, 10 gallon cowboy hats!

That would look pretty epic.

A dwarf perched on a curling stone sliding slowly through some dry ice mist. Wearing a ten gallon hat and clutching a lance in one hand and a ski pole in the other.

There's no music epic enough to play for that! Maybe a rock version of the ride of the valkyries.

Isn't that how you guys picture all of us, anyway?

And wearing leather chaps.

 

[rockyct]

That would look pretty epic.

A dwarf perched on a curling stone sliding slowly through some dry ice mist. Wearing a ten gallon hat and clutching a lance in one hand and a ski pole in the other.

There's no music epic enough to play for that! Maybe a rock version of the ride of the valkyries.



And wearing leather chaps.

I think Spinal Tap's Stonehenge would work pretty well.