1. OP: No, dark matter does not interact with EM radiation. Also, dark energy has an (apparently) constant density throughout the universe, while dark matter clumps up gravitationally.
2. Gravitational wave observatories like LIGO won't detect dark matter. They look for strong waves from supernovae and the rapidly orbiting binary systems like SphinxnihpS says.
3. Dark matter isn't just made up BS. It can be measured. We know it's location, the total mass, its effects, just not what it is. We don't fully understand all of the inner workings of the sun, but we know it's gonna rise in the morning, that it's hot, and that it gives us light.
4. You can measure the mass of a black hole using kinematics. This is how they measure the mass of stars and planets too, not by knowing their size.
5. Gravitational wave detectors don't pick anything up right now because they have to be extremely sensitive. They measure contractions of the length of the arms of the apparatus, something which can change by many more orders of magnitude by background vibrations.
6. Yes, there most likely is dark matter in and around your body right now. It is fairly smoothly distributed within galaxies. As we are in a galaxy, we are traveling through the Milky Way's dark matter halo as we speak.