Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-dasm
Said the dasm-said up jump the dasm
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-dasm
Said the dasm-said up jump the dasm
And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight crackers and the topless dasmers
The RC5 freaks, homes packed with crackers
The ugly cows with the DPC and the hot chicks with slacker
The DPC trolls and the T.A. neffers
And it don't even matter we'll catch those F'ers
All the crackheads, the win9x, the klinux
And all my heroes in the Dnet clinics
All you bastards in the D.P.C
For the trollers diss'n the T.A. scene
For the racks of crack
stacks of love
And the flush's of stress
For the mini-teams all crackin' for the greater good
And for the fighters of the team misunderstood
I said it's all good, it's all in fun
Now get on the team and try to assimilate someone
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-dasm
Said the dasm-said up jump the dasm
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-dasm
Said the dasm-said up jump the dasm
For the progress bar is creepin'
And the heads they hang
All the DPC's gettin' kkeyrate
sayin' T.A.'s spanked
You can look for answers but that ain't fun
Now get on the team and try to assimilate someone!
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-dasm
Said the dasm-said up jump the dasm
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-dasm
Said the dasm-said up jump the dasm