Dasm Nef Thread

urbantechie · Feb 21, 2001

The Billie Jean is not my lover!!!!!
She's just a girl who claims that!!!!
I am the one!!!!
But the kid is not my son!!!!
She says I am the one!!!!
But the kid is not my son!!!!!

urbantechie · Feb 21, 2001

The Billie Jean is not my lover!!!!!
She's just a girl who claims that!!!!
I am the one!!!!
But the kid is not my son!!!!
She says I am the one!!!!
But the kid is not my son!!!!!

urbantechie · Feb 21, 2001

The Billie Jean is not my lover!!!!!
She's just a girl who claims that!!!!
I am the one!!!!
But the kid is not my son!!!!
She says I am the one!!!!
But the kid is not my son!!!!!

urbantechie · Feb 21, 2001

The Billie Jean is not my lover!!!!!
She's just a girl who claims that!!!!
I am the one!!!!
But the kid is not my son!!!!
She says I am the one!!!!
But the kid is not my son!!!!!

urbantechie · Feb 21, 2001

The Billie Jean is not my lover!!!!!
She's just a girl who claims that!!!!
I am the one!!!!
But the kid is not my son!!!!
She says I am the one!!!!
But the kid is not my son!!!!!

RaySun2Be · Feb 22, 2001

PO: If I may begin at the beginning. First, there is the cherry
fondue. Now this is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you
for that.
H: Agreed.
PO: Then we have number four, number four: crunchy frog.
H: Yes.
PO: Am I right is thinking there's a real frog in here?
H: Yes a little one.
PO: What sort of frog?
H: A dead frog.
PO: Is it cooked?
H: No.
PO: A raw frog??
H: Oh we use only the finest baby frogs. Due picked and flown from
Iraq. Cleansed in the finest quality spring water. Lightly
killed, and sealed in a succulent swiss quintuple smooth treble
milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
PO: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
H: What else?
PO: Well, don't you even take the bones out?
H: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it.

From Monty Python's Crunchy Frog skit

RaySun2Be · Feb 22, 2001

PO: If I may begin at the beginning. First, there is the cherry
fondue. Now this is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you
for that.
H: Agreed.
PO: Then we have number four, number four: crunchy frog.
H: Yes.
PO: Am I right is thinking there's a real frog in here?
H: Yes a little one.
PO: What sort of frog?
H: A dead frog.
PO: Is it cooked?
H: No.
PO: A raw frog??
H: Oh we use only the finest baby frogs. Due picked and flown from
Iraq. Cleansed in the finest quality spring water. Lightly
killed, and sealed in a succulent swiss quintuple smooth treble
milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
PO: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
H: What else?
PO: Well, don't you even take the bones out?
H: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it.

From Monty Python's Crunchy Frog skit

RaySun2Be · Feb 22, 2001

PO: If I may begin at the beginning. First, there is the cherry
fondue. Now this is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you
for that.
H: Agreed.
PO: Then we have number four, number four: crunchy frog.
H: Yes.
PO: Am I right is thinking there's a real frog in here?
H: Yes a little one.
PO: What sort of frog?
H: A dead frog.
PO: Is it cooked?
H: No.
PO: A raw frog??
H: Oh we use only the finest baby frogs. Due picked and flown from
Iraq. Cleansed in the finest quality spring water. Lightly
killed, and sealed in a succulent swiss quintuple smooth treble
milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
PO: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
H: What else?
PO: Well, don't you even take the bones out?
H: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it.

From Monty Python's Crunchy Frog skit

RaySun2Be · Feb 22, 2001

PO: If I may begin at the beginning. First, there is the cherry
fondue. Now this is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you
for that.
H: Agreed.
PO: Then we have number four, number four: crunchy frog.
H: Yes.
PO: Am I right is thinking there's a real frog in here?
H: Yes a little one.
PO: What sort of frog?
H: A dead frog.
PO: Is it cooked?
H: No.
PO: A raw frog??
H: Oh we use only the finest baby frogs. Due picked and flown from
Iraq. Cleansed in the finest quality spring water. Lightly
killed, and sealed in a succulent swiss quintuple smooth treble
milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
PO: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
H: What else?
PO: Well, don't you even take the bones out?
H: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it.

From Monty Python's Crunchy Frog skit

RaySun2Be · Feb 22, 2001

PO: If I may begin at the beginning. First, there is the cherry
fondue. Now this is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you
for that.
H: Agreed.
PO: Then we have number four, number four: crunchy frog.
H: Yes.
PO: Am I right is thinking there's a real frog in here?
H: Yes a little one.
PO: What sort of frog?
H: A dead frog.
PO: Is it cooked?
H: No.
PO: A raw frog??
H: Oh we use only the finest baby frogs. Due picked and flown from
Iraq. Cleansed in the finest quality spring water. Lightly
killed, and sealed in a succulent swiss quintuple smooth treble
milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
PO: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
H: What else?
PO: Well, don't you even take the bones out?
H: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it.

From Monty Python's Crunchy Frog skit

RaySun2Be · Feb 22, 2001

NARRATOR: The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's
knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Lancelot
the Brave, Sir Gallahad the Pure, and Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-
as-Sir-Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had
nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had
personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill, and the aptly named
Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they formed a band whose names
and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries: the Knights of the
Round Table.

From Monty Python's Holy Grail

Yzzim · Feb 22, 2001

dasm you guys....

Yzzim · Feb 22, 2001

dasm you guys....

Yzzim · Feb 22, 2001

dasm you guys....

Nohr · Feb 22, 2001

No SINGING!!!

RaySun2Be · Feb 22, 2001

/me climbs on top of his roof.....takes a deep breath, and sings......

If I were a rich man,
deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle black
All day long I would build a crack rack
If I were a wealthy man, MoooCooow!
If I were a rich man,
deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle dun
All day long I would get my cows to run
If I were a wealthy man!

MoooCooow!

Ken g6 · Feb 22, 2001