Sung to the LumberJack Song by Monty Python:
Oh, I'm a Dasm Nef and I'm OK,
I NEF all night and I NEF all day.
CHORUS:
He's a Dasm Nef and He's Ok,
He NEFS all night and he NEFS all day.
I chop up words, and I'll nef a post, then submit two or three...
On Wednesdays I go shopping then post some dasm nefs at tea....
NEFFERS:
he chops up words and nefs a post, and submits two or three....
On Wednesdays he goes shopping, then posts some dasm nefs at tea....
Oh, I'm a Dasm Nef and I'm OK,
I NEF all night and I NEF all day.
CHORUS:
He's a Dasm Nef and He's Ok,
He NEFS all night and he NEFS all day.