Delicious and tasty schadenfreude thread

[iRONic]

As the remaining containers in Port get loaded on those tractor trailers there won't be any reason for the trucks to return to port… there won't be anything to load because the container ships stopped leaving China.

The tractor trailer traffic moving north and south on I-65 is going to get slow af. All the new warehouses built to support Amazon & the covid vax rollout and their workers will be drying up.

 

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Today's fix -

 

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Seen this yet?

 

[Indus]

Seen this yet?

10,000 for the paperwork?

That's bullshit.

And I don't understand how she's going straight from teacher exchange to citizen.. have to file for Green Card first and then after a few years then can apply for Citizenship.

I-485 (application for green card) is $1440 today
N-400 (application for citizenship) is $710.

So where the hell is he spending additional $8,560 or $9,290 to come up with the $10000 figure?

 

[Jaskalas]

So where the hell is he spending additional $8,560 or $9,290 to come up with the $10000 figure?

Middle man - lawyer fee?

 

[MrSquished]

Today's fix -

This is so fucking beautiful to read

 

[Indus]

Middle man - lawyer fee?

Doesn't make sense.

I could understand if someone was trying to get asylum or is trying to fight a deporation case.. but marriage??

All he would need is the marriage certificate to show the marriage is real.

 

[nakedfrog]

Doesn't make sense.

I could understand if someone was trying to get asylum or is trying to fight a deporation case.. but marriage??

All he would need is the marriage certificate to show the marriage is real.

He's a Trump voter, so you've got to consider the possibility that he's being conned, being dishonest, or both.

 

[MrSquished]

Anyone that says Donald Trump is a great man deserves all the shit coming their way, and really, they deserve way way worse. Fuck that piece of human trash.

 

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Another one about the farmers for Trump getting rekt. I guess it is not socialism if it benefits them?

https://imgur.com/XdBYuwJ

 

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Dumbass is mad at Temu instead of Trump.

 

[WelshBloke]

Another one about the farmers for Trump getting rekt. I guess it is not socialism if it benefits them?

https://imgur.com/XdBYuwJ

What the fuck did they vote for Trump in the first place? He telegraphed all this in advance, its not like they didn't know what he was doing to do!
What made them not vote for the Democrats? The fact that there might be some people that live in the cities that they'll never meet that might look different to them that the Democrats weren't going to vilify?

 

[Jaskalas]

What the fuck did they vote for Trump in the first place? He telegraphed all this in advance, its not like they didn't know what he was doing to do!

Trump says a lot of BS. Sometimes promising everything to everyone. People ID with the things they want to hear, and literally ignore the rest.
Now their EGOs are making up whatever twisted reality is needed for them to feel good about their decision. About themselves and their ID.
If space aliens are making us pay higher taxes, then it's space aliens. Cannot possibly be DEAR LEADER.

Humans are not, and have never been, rational.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

What the fuck did they vote for Trump in the first place? He telegraphed all this in advance, its not like they didn't know what he was doing to do!
What made them not vote for the Democrats? The fact that there might be some people that live in the cities that they'll never meet that might look different to them that the Democrats weren't going to vilify?

Watch this interview with some of them. The Kool Aid is way too strong. Besides, they expect to benefit from the socialism they hate so much and vote against, for everyone else.

 

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Watch this interview with some of them. The Kool Aid is way too strong. Besides, they expect to benefit from the socialism they hate so much and vote against, for everyone else.

Part of being evil is being blind to your glaring hypocrisy.

They would probably begrudge a single mom on welfare getting a few hundred dollars/month to feed her child, but they feel entitled to handouts of tens of thousands of dollars to maintain their wealth.

 

[Indus]

The Kool Aid is way too strong.

I dunno.. it may be wearing off on some..

Like Big tech enabling and endorsing Trump in the election is coming back to bite them. Bezos, Musk and Zuckerberg were more than happy to be front and center during his inauguration. Now his economic plans are turning their businesses to shit the knives are come out.

Or maybe they've been sheathed for a bit till they have a plan since they don't want to be locked up by the Gestapo.

 

[nakedfrog]

What the fuck did they vote for Trump in the first place? He telegraphed all this in advance, its not like they didn't know what he was doing to do!
What made them not vote for the Democrats? The fact that there might be some people that live in the cities that they'll never meet that might look different to them that the Democrats weren't going to vilify?

Some are just gullible, some are legit stupid, some used their secret decoder ring to figure out what he really means when he says things, some (like Greenman) just hate immigrants and trans people enough to vote against the interests of the US. You also need to remember many/most of them think Biden was a leftist.
You see examples of it here.

All I know is the left wing enviro facists attempted to take over the country by eliminating our back yard BBQs, lawn mowers, ceiling fans, gas stoves, etc., etc, etc. They love taking freedom away from us.

Absolutely none of this is true, of course, but if you watch Fox News, you believe it's true.

 

[iRONic]

I’m less than ecstatic that I recently bought a car from a distressed owner because of their voting choice.

Dunno if their sob story was even true, but I saved several thousand dollars on this used vehicle for my wife and kid.

 

[DZero]

At the end the Trump farmers will see the Russian ones getting the sales they can't harness and sell everything to the Oligarchs ruining the places and transforming into extraction places.

 

[sdifox]

 

[sdifox]

Dumbass is mad at Temu instead of Trump.

19 dollar dress probably glows in the dark without the aid of UV light

 

[nakedfrog]

I was this close to including that in my post.

 

[Heartbreaker]

10,000 for the paperwork?

That's bullshit.

And I don't understand how she's going straight from teacher exchange to citizen.. have to file for Green Card first and then after a few years then can apply for Citizenship.

I-485 (application for green card) is $1440 today
N-400 (application for citizenship) is $710.

So where the hell is he spending additional $8,560 or $9,290 to come up with the $10000 figure?

Someone has to pay for Trumps new Palace.

 

[IronWing]

I had a former boss use the “common clay” line at a public hearing. He was so spot on, I had to leave the room. No one else got it.

 

[sdifox]

I had a former boss use the “common clay” line at a public hearing. He was so spot on, I had to leave the room. No one else got it.

Gene Wilder apparently ad-libbed it and Clevon Little laughed genuinely.