DOOM teaser trailer!

[scrawnypaleguy]

Let's not kid ourselves here, most of us will see it because there's nothing else to do and we want to see a movie with some friends. It's just for fun, why does everyone expect these movie adaptations to be oscar winners?

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
OOoooohhh....POLICE FIGHT! Kick the sh!t out of him bradruth! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!!

:Q

*hides steel-toed boots behind a chocolate glazed donut*

Piggy wanna pastry?

:Q

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
OOoooohhh....POLICE FIGHT! Kick the sh!t out of him bradruth! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!!

:Q

*hides steel-toed boots behind a chocolate glazed donut*

Piggy wanna pastry?

:Q

I could just shoot you, put the boots on, and eat the donut. Buuuuuuuut, I don't eat pastries very often, don't wear steel-toes, and I don't need the paperwork from shootin' ya.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
OOoooohhh....POLICE FIGHT! Kick the sh!t out of him bradruth! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!!

:Q

*hides steel-toed boots behind a chocolate glazed donut*

Piggy wanna pastry?

:Q

I could just shoot you, put the boots on, and eat the donut. Buuuuuuuut, I don't eat pastries very often, don't wear steel-toes, and I don't need the paperwork from shootin' ya.

Pfft. Guns don't scare Jedi. God, you're so STUPID. :roll:

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
OOoooohhh....POLICE FIGHT! Kick the sh!t out of him bradruth! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!!

:Q

*hides steel-toed boots behind a chocolate glazed donut*

Piggy wanna pastry?

:Q

I could just shoot you, put the boots on, and eat the donut. Buuuuuuuut, I don't eat pastries very often, don't wear steel-toes, and I don't need the paperwork from shootin' ya.

Pfft. Guns don't scare Jedi. God, you're so STUPID. :roll:

NERD!

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
OOoooohhh....POLICE FIGHT! Kick the sh!t out of him bradruth! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!!

:Q

*hides steel-toed boots behind a chocolate glazed donut*

Piggy wanna pastry?

:Q

I could just shoot you, put the boots on, and eat the donut. Buuuuuuuut, I don't eat pastries very often, don't wear steel-toes, and I don't need the paperwork from shootin' ya.

Pfft. Guns don't scare Jedi. God, you're so STUPID. :roll:

NERD!

By the way, how's the wife and kids?

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
OOoooohhh....POLICE FIGHT! Kick the sh!t out of him bradruth! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!!

:Q

*hides steel-toed boots behind a chocolate glazed donut*

Piggy wanna pastry?

:Q

I could just shoot you, put the boots on, and eat the donut. Buuuuuuuut, I don't eat pastries very often, don't wear steel-toes, and I don't need the paperwork from shootin' ya.

Pfft. Guns don't scare Jedi. God, you're so STUPID. :roll:

NERD!

By the way, how's the wife and kids?

Nonexistent?

 

[five40]

OMG....welcome to the future...where duct tape doesn't exist to attach a flash light to a gun

what a retarded game

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
OOoooohhh....POLICE FIGHT! Kick the sh!t out of him bradruth! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!!

:Q

*hides steel-toed boots behind a chocolate glazed donut*

Piggy wanna pastry?

:Q

I could just shoot you, put the boots on, and eat the donut. Buuuuuuuut, I don't eat pastries very often, don't wear steel-toes, and I don't need the paperwork from shootin' ya.

Pfft. Guns don't scare Jedi. God, you're so STUPID. :roll:

NERD!

By the way, how's the wife and kids?

Nonexistent?

Well, you know, just checking to make sure nothing's changed. Obviously, your skill with women is the same.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Well, you know, just checking to make sure nothing's changed. Obviously, your skill with women is the same.

So is my skill with new-fangled contraceptives.





...like pullin' out!

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Well, you know, just checking to make sure nothing's changed. Obviously, your skill with women is the same.

So is my skill with new-fangled contraceptives.





...like pullin' out!

You never did that for me.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Well, you know, just checking to make sure nothing's changed. Obviously, your skill with women is the same.

So is my skill with new-fangled contraceptives.





...like pullin' out!

You never did that for me.

You needed a fill.

 

[SSlivkoff]

"I cant see its too dark! It completely sucks not being able to hold a flashlight and a rifle at the same time. Oh look...some duct tape"

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Well, you know, just checking to make sure nothing's changed. Obviously, your skill with women is the same.

So is my skill with new-fangled contraceptives.





...like pullin' out!

You never did that for me.

You needed a fill.

152 times? :|

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Well, you know, just checking to make sure nothing's changed. Obviously, your skill with women is the same.

So is my skill with new-fangled contraceptives.





...like pullin' out!

You never did that for me.

You needed a fill.

152 times? :|

What can I say? You have a big tank.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Well, you know, just checking to make sure nothing's changed. Obviously, your skill with women is the same.

So is my skill with new-fangled contraceptives.





...like pullin' out!

You never did that for me.

You needed a fill.

152 times? :|

What can I say? You have a big tank.

And, folks, on that note, I'm going to bed.

(sans bradruth, you get the couch tonight)

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Well, you know, just checking to make sure nothing's changed. Obviously, your skill with women is the same.

So is my skill with new-fangled contraceptives.





...like pullin' out!

You never did that for me.

You needed a fill.

152 times? :|

What can I say? You have a big tank.

And, folks, on that note, I'm going to bed.

(sans bradruth, you get the couch tonight)

 

[Insomniak]

Still looks like a made-for-scifi movie.

 

[BillyBobJoel71]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Well, you know, just checking to make sure nothing's changed. Obviously, your skill with women is the same.

So is my skill with new-fangled contraceptives.





...like pullin' out!

You never did that for me.

You needed a fill.

152 times? :|

What can I say? You have a big tank.

And, folks, on that note, I'm going to bed.

(sans bradruth, you get the couch tonight)

 

[ruffilb]

I'm sorry. The last 10% of the human genome? Hot chicks? Gun mounted flashlights? And not a SINGLE shot of a BFG.

WTF is that. I guess demons coming out of hell isn't politically correct, but COME ON.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
See here for the exclusive hotness.

With the exception of that genome project thing (which, now that I think about it, might actually be more of a stretching of the story rather than totally making sh!t up), it looks kickass and fairly close to Doom 3, from what I remember. Especially the monsters! Look at that imp! :Q

Trailerr can be viewed wither way. One thing is for sure. The ol' Alien egg trailer was scarier.

I'm pretty much convinced that the movie is going to be more faithful to the video game than people think. It will be stretched though. Doom was based on teleportation experiments. Teh movie clearly is not though.

 

[akubi]

bah trailer sucked.

some quality acting going on there :roll:

 

[ghostman]

Wait. Where's Milla Jovovich?

And didn't they already map the human genome?

 

[Rogue]

Originally posted by: ghostman
Wait. Where's Milla Jovovich?

And didn't they already map the human genome?

Exactly what I was going to say. It's the Resident Evil movie without the hot chick kicking ass and slightly (ever so slightly that is) different monsters. Weak. I'll still watch it on ActionMAX though when it hits cable by the end of the year.

 

[MisterCornell]

Doom's strong point has never been plot. But what there is of the plot involves a teleporter being built on Mars, which passes through Hell. It's not just a Doom trademark, but it's actually a pretty decent concept.

This idea of the "last 10% of the human genome being sequenced" leading to Hell somehow just sounds like rubbish.

I guess they are trying to be true the game by filming it like a first person shooter (watch the new trailer). But I think this is too gimicky. It's not going to go over well.