Elevator Kills Doctor

[yakko]

Originally posted by: Stratum9
I thought god looked after his children.

Well you saw what he did for Jesus. What makes you think a common person would get better treatment.

 

[Kraft Single]

My gf works in this hospital. She's not going to be taking the elevator for a while(she works on the 12th floor)

 

[Jadow]

he went a-head of his time.

 

[The Sauce]

Oh man, at first I thought this thread was just to make fun of my post here.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
I wonder what was going through his mind besides his innards.

The 3rd floor

 

[SagaLore]

I can just feel this happening to me.

 

[no0b]

omfg just like in Resident Evil.

 

[Renob]

:disgust:

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Jadow
he went a-head of his time.

He just couldn't get a-head in life..

 

[no0b]

it was his first head job

 

[NoReMoRsE]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz I wonder what was going through his mind besides his innards.

The 3rd floor

HAHAHA LOL

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

anyone noticed he doesn't even look japanese?

 

[PunDogg]

Anyone see Final Destination 2?

 

[redheadednurse]

I was shocked when I heard this on the news.... My heart goest out to his family. It just reminds us that no one knows when their last day is...

Fulghum?s Exchange: Every person passing through this life will unknowingly leave something and take something away. Most of this ?something? cannot be seen or heard or numbered. It does not show up in a census. But nothing counts without it.

~Robert Fulghum, All I ever need to know I learned in kindergarten.

 

[Ness]

I've read it about five times, and I don't see how if it pinned his shoulders, he got decapitated...

Even still, if the shoulders are the widest part of someone body, then how could he have not squeezed in or anything?

:-\

I'm baffled, but may he rest in peace.

 

[csiro]

That woman in that elevator must be traumatized for life. Imagine being stuck in that elevator for 15 or 20 minutes with the doctors head.

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: Sukhoi
Oh, how disguisting, especially for the woman on the elevator! :Q

maybe she hit the close door button!1

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: luvly
Jeeeeeeeeeeeezuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus! What a painful and terrible way to die.

Well, yeah, what's up with that woman? I have experienced something similar where a bunch of people are in the elevator. They are so selfish pressing their floors even though they know the elevator is not completely loaded. If they press what floor they want to go to, then the door starts to close and anyone trying to enter could get trapped. Or they have no courtesy to press the button to keep the door open for those trying to enter. It's pathetic to see how selfish people are even in very simple matters.

Uh common sense dictates that you press your floor button and then proceed to the back of the elevator to allow others to enter. Or maybe it's manners, I dunno.

 

[skace]

I usually stick my foot into the doors not my head or arms. I figure if my foot gets locked in, I can just pull it out of the shoe easily.

I cannot imagine being trapped in an elevator with someones head. Plus, imagine the blood.

 

[amcdonald]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
God damn, what a horrible way to die. Could you imagine how the woman in the elevator must have felt??

 

[amcdonald]

Originally posted by: compslckr
need pics so people can put pwn3d on the bottom of them

After reading crap like this, I seriously hope the majority of the posters in this thread are no older than 12. grow up.

 

[badluck]

after the head fell into the elevator I heard that it started singing that song....

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ain't got nobody

 

[zCypher]

Originally posted by: badluck
after the head fell into the elevator I heard that it started singing that song....

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ain't got nobody

lol...

 

[CTho9305]

Originally posted by: PunDogg

Anyone see Final Destination 2?

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

Anyone see the movie "Down"? Elevator has a life of its own.