Eminem's Response to Benzino

[StageLeft]

It's on bizatch!

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MercForHire I don't admire,
Drivin ma' hummer, while he gost a flat tire.

All I do be cruisin' fo' hizzoz,
While so much white be up ma nizzoze.

Liftin' some gin from tha 7-eleven,
Merc show up - I'm doin 187.

I gost more gold than even Fort Knox,
Made it from pushin all of thoze crack rox.

Them pigs try to stop ma money makin,
But with the 9 I'm smokin bacon.

Skirts step up, but get the smack down,
I'm the pimpest bad mofo in town.

 

[Paunchy]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
It's on bizatch!

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MercForHire I don't admire,
Drivin ma' hummer, while he gost a flat tire.

All I do be cruisin' fo' hizzoz,
While so much white be up ma nizzoze.

Liftin' some gin from tha 7-eleven,
Merc show up - I'm doin 187.

I gost more gold than even Fort Knox,
Made it from pushin all of thoze crack rox.

Them pigs try to stop ma money makin,
But with the 9 I'm smokin bacon.

Skirts step up, but get the smack down,
I'm the pimpest bad mofo in town.

awww geezus............................

Two white boys go round and round,
trying to make fun of urban sound.
Their style is old and their rhymes are rank,
But watch out kids, they've got THE TANK!

 

[Descartes]

ROFLMAO

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: Descartes
ROFLMAO

 

[prodigy]

I think it's safe to say Skoorb won this battle.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Hey, I wanna play:

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C'mon Skoorb, I ain't no Fool
I'll pull out my gun, and drop you like a tool

And Merc, you suck, your such a hack
Bitchez and Hoez, cut me some slack

I'm all about Ballin, and some bling-bling
Bitchez and Hoez, and money ain't a thing

H to the Izzo, and I'm sorry Mama
I'm gonna kill these punks, and end all the Drama


<Imagine here, I have 12 girls dancing around me half naked sticking their a$$es towards the camera>


I hate cops, they spoil all the fun
But if you touch my Benz, I'm gonna call 911

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That's some pretty bad rapping. (But then again, isn't it all)






KeyserSoze

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Round Two. Fight!

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Skoorb - fool, who the hell you think you talking crap to?
My fellas be coming soon, and then we gonna cap you
Ridin a Hummah? Right dawg, now get yoself gone
Cuz I be blastin yo azz off when I see yo Nissan

Yo better fear me cuz you know my beats are too phat
I'm packin bitches in my Chevy and a clip in my Gat
You come on in my hood and try to push my homies your crack
Then I'mma kill you, take your rock, and then I'll sell it right back

Well if you see me man then go ahead and call tha police
They come and hit me but I got my armour under mah fleece
And like they gonna shoot me anyhow, I own the whole force
I sell em rock and smack and weed and hook em up with they ho's!

I livin high life and yo house is like a box in a gutter
Don't even bother me, you never get at mah bread and butter
So come and see me in the alley if you written yo will
Cuz my pistol here is loaded and it's ready to kill

- M4H

 

[Dari]

two white boyz cyphering? Is this Vanilla Ice 2002? Fo shizzle my nizzle, we got two crackers coming with the fizzle. It's On.

:Q

 

[StageLeft]

Both ya'll are raising the bar, no doubt!

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Merc ain't nothin', he yaps like a whitey,
Wit da safety off, my Glock say Good nightey,
Calls himself a Merc fo' hire,
He's runnin' away from ma rifle fire.

Then be the foo they done call Soze,
But he ain't the one wit Canadians hoz, eh?
He's hidin' out in the state of Tennessee,
I'm burnin up rubba in my Viper by Hennessey.

Bitches done give it whenever I aks,
Open my trunk, and all you see is Macks,
Got more loot than I know what to do wit,
Come here ho, and let me hit it!

 

[Jfur]

this is a horrifying thread

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Skoorb, y'all talking smack again about yo little piece
You bought yo Glock, but I stole mine when I killed them police
You never woulda known the way to fire yo niner right
If you hadn't had me show you when I sold you coke last night.

But it was fine, so guess for now we gonna play it cool
Instead now I'mma bust in cap in this poor "Soze" fool
But not before I ask you - what the hell dawg, ALABAMA?
You talking bout Canadian ho's, when I'm the real slamma!

Soze here, he's sittin round, to watch the battle go
You think you gonna catch me, dawg, I'm in back wit yo ho
After the show, I take yo Benz and run it to the store
Steal some vodka, grab my guns, put bodies on the floor

I burn yo house down in the night, wait for you to run out
Empty a clip in the air, then watch yo bitch ass pout!
Y'all better fear - for Merc be here, and he ain't takin crap
Now 'scuse me - ho's got asses up, and that I gotta tap!

- M4H

 

[KeyserSoze]

Yo Yo Yo Suckaz


I'll be back. Need to go back to my "roots" yo and get some inspiration for my next rhyme.
(I'll PM when my next rhyme is up suckaz.)


Yall fools best be scared. I'll have Puffy help me out with the next one.




KeyserSoze

 

[Descartes]

Mad rhymes be represent'n in dis thread!

Mo skrilla fo deez thrillas!

 

[StageLeft]

And he's down for the count, that sucka Keyser,
Always knew he was a half sizer - a lyrical meiser.

On his ass the red and blue,
Merc bit off more than he can chew.

Me I'm OG always on they streets,
At the Compton swap meet, layin mad beatz.

20" rims low-ridin on Crenshaw,
Ain't nobody touch this, naw.

Skoorb's face in a couple o' tities,
This ole sucka known in all tha cities.

When a hoodie step up, even if he a brutha,
Poh-lice at the door, givin bad news to his mutha.

Public Enemy say don't believe tha hype,
Well check it B, cause I got tha crack pipe.

 

[TallBill]

This is, so far, the biggest waste of bandwidth i have ever seen...

 

[datalink7]

This thread has been officially HIJACKED

 

[Pr0Hawk]

WEST SYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Pr0Hawk
WEST SYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

rotfl

 

[geno]

goes to show how cornball some people can be....

 

[Mrburns2007]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: johneetrash
it's just like paying dues... if you can beat someone above you battling, then you get his respect and you get respect from others... they dont necessarily hate each other (though they probably do)... but thats how some rap competitions are setup... you against another MC on stage, with the beat in the beat in the back... that's actually what got eminem to where he is now... dre caught him on rap olympics 96? i think 96 (i think he got 2nd place actually)

but theres a lotta things...

Ooh, respect.

Yes, I fear your ability to sling dirty limericks in an incomprehensible slur of racial epithets.

Hey, Skoorb - let's have a Canadian White-Boy Rap Battle. I'll go first. Anyone else may feel free to join, provided you display the necessary "rap skills" - which means you must refer to all of the following:
[*]Drug dealing
[*]Drug use
[*]Violence
[*]Anti-police sentiment
[*]Violence against women
[*]Gun use
[*]Robbery
[*]Money-flashing (bling bling!)

And we're off:

I deal way more drugs than you!
I bet you've got a lower IQ!
Your style of life is really wack
God damn I need a hit of smack!

I shoot at cops for my own fun
I gun them down and then I run!
Of all the rappers I'm the best
Because young ladies I molest!

I hold up stores to get Bling Bling
My AK makes the cash drawer ring
I have dead tigers for a rug
Look at me, I'm a WHITE THUG!

Sounds like Dr. Seuss gone crazy to me.

Edit - missed the gun reference. My bad.
E2 - Forgot "bling bling" in the rules. Now, does that make me lose or gain Thug Points?

- M4H

That's really good my record company is interested in signing you.

Please contact: Bucky Wienburg
kill whitey records©

 

[Dari]

you guys are phucking up this thread. I ask a legit question and now I have cracker rappers trying to cypher.

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: Dari
you guys are phucking up this thread. I ask a legit question and now I have cracker rappers trying to cypher.

but seriously, i don't think anyone knows what you are talking about..
what the HELL does cracker rappers trying to cypher mean???

 

[Dari]

but seriously, i don't think anyone knows what you are talking about..

Cracker (white)
cypher (freestyle rapping)

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: Dari

but seriously, i don't think anyone knows what you are talking about..

Cracker (white)
cypher (freestyle rapping)

So if the thread is getting ruined, what was it suppose to be instead?

 

[deftron]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: deftron
YOu doubt Eminem's credibilty, yet you give props to Ludacris ?


BWHAhahahAAHAHhahah !!


Eminem has had the same style for a long time..
He was pretty popular in the underground before hooking up with Dre..


Ludacris is just Missy Eliiots little bitch boy.


As for Benzino, he's career is pretty much over from the last Eminem diss mentioning his deadbeat dad staus and other shizz..


Eminem is a good battle rapper and general MC

but I do think he's kinda fallen off.. not sharp like he was before, now he just seems to go for the
tried and true shock horrorcore route in his rymes

He knows his demographic (teen angst kids) and squeezes them for everything they got..

But then again, who doesn't?

Jay-z has played jigga to hell..
Ja Rule has the wanna be thug catergory on lockdown
etc... etc..

Anyways. although he doesntt always show it.. Eminem has mad talent and can use
it at will anytime.. the Benzino diss tracks prove that.

Your post makes me want to dash my head against a wall repeatedly until from my head spills brain matter in great amounts.

Battle rappers? Diss? Are you serious? There is absolutely nothing more pathetic than grown adults "dissing" each other in rap music. It's like west side story except with music instead of dancing, and being in real life instead of fiction. Makes me freaking head spin.

Rappers are no different than any other group of hobbiest or performers that engage in competition in order to showcase their skill and dominance over one another.

Some might say that grown men that build robots and then use them to fight other robots are pathetic...
Some might say that grown men that spend hundred of dollars on computer equipment in order to have the best 3DMark scores or most Seti WU's are pathetic..
Some might say that grown men men that drive cars around in circles to see who can go the fastest are pathetic..

I say grown men that post every little feeble thought that comes into their pea sized brain on an internet message board trying to accumulate a higher post count than
their peers, and have already amassed over 19,000, with this recent one being a brilliant display of ignorance are pathetic.