Ex-Girlfriend pregnant

[OmarGustav]

So, my ex-girlfriend called me the other night to tell me that she was 5 months pregnant. She says I am the father. The only problem is that we broke up about 8 months ago.

Should I buy her a calculator? Or just wait until this thing hatches, and ask for a blood test?

 

[bigrash]

lol. I hope you're joking

 

[HappyPuppy]

Blood test. Never trust a pregnant female claiming you are the father.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: OmarGustav
So, my ex-girlfriend called me the other night to tell me that she was 5 months pregnant. She says I am the father. The only problem is that we broke up about 8 months ago.

Should I buy her a calculator? Or just wait until this thing hatches, and ask for a blood test?

Wait for the hatching

 

[2002R1Rider]

Blood test or pay...

 

[Reliant]

Hatching??? LOL!

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Maury.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: OmarGustav
So, my ex-girlfriend called me the other night to tell me that she was 5 months pregnant. She says I am the father. The only problem is that we broke up about 8 months ago.

Should I buy her a calculator? Or just wait until this thing hatches, and ask for a blood test?

Wait for the hatching

lol

don't trust her.

 

[lvl3]

 

[Jetblade]

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

 

[z0mb13]

hahha maybe she kept ur sperm in a jar

 

[OmarGustav]

Originally posted by: bigrash
lol. I hope you're joking

I wouldn't joke about something as stupid as this... My current girlfriend wants to go kick my ex's ass...

 

[lvl3]

If it has a tail, run like hell!

 

[boyRacer]

i go for the calculator.

 

[Vonkhan]

oldest trick in the book


give her the finger

 

[OmarGustav]

Originally posted by: Jetblade
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Ha ha - Jerry would only work if she were my cousin too...;-)

 

[Ladybug7709]

did you have unprotected sex and no birth control? and is she 5 months pregnant from the time of intercourse or from the time she found out. some people dont find out for a month or so when they miss their period and rarely some dont find out until the baby comes out!

 

[Orsorum]

Get a paternity test, and now. Unless you guys were having ex-sex three months after you broke up, you're likely not the father, regardless. But get tested, NOW.

 

[OmarGustav]

Originally posted by: Ladybug7709
did you have unprotected sex and no birth control? and is she 5 months pregnant from the time of intercourse or from the time she found out. some people dont find out for a month or so when they miss their period and rarely some dont find out until the baby comes out!

Oh yeah, I screwed the b*tch - but that stopped like 8 months ago...

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: OmarGustav

Originally posted by: Ladybug7709
did you have unprotected sex and no birth control? and is she 5 months pregnant from the time of intercourse or from the time she found out. some people dont find out for a month or so when they miss their period and rarely some dont find out until the baby comes out!

Oh yeah, I screwed the b*tch - but that stopped like 8 months ago...

Then get tested, show her the results and make sure she knows it, then drop her.

 

[OmarGustav]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Get a paternity test, and now. Unless you guys were having ex-sex three months after you broke up, you're likely not the father, regardless. But get tested, NOW.

Can you get tested before the 'hatching'?

 

[Schadenfroh]

blood test the damn larvae

 

[OmarGustav]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: OmarGustav

Originally posted by: Ladybug7709
did you have unprotected sex and no birth control? and is she 5 months pregnant from the time of intercourse or from the time she found out. some people dont find out for a month or so when they miss their period and rarely some dont find out until the baby comes out!

Oh yeah, I screwed the b*tch - but that stopped like 8 months ago...

Then get tested, show her the results and make sure she knows it, then drop her.

I did take that AIDS test - I got a C+... But, at least I passed...

 

[0roo0roo]

why u gotta make sure they swallow...

 

[OmarGustav]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
hahha maybe she kept ur sperm in a jar

No - she usually kept that in her mouth - but that is something we shouldn't discuss...