The Republican Reptile Brain, Now with Science!
It turns out your crazy, right-wing uncle has a genetic reason why he shrieks like Chicken Little. Two
new studies find specific differences in the brains of liberals and conservatives. The most notable conclusion is that conservative brains are wired toward simple, emotional decision-making. This may explain why so many conservatives can only see two answers for any question, good or bad.
Good and bad are not facts and they are not the solution to all problems. They are value judgments, emotional in nature, different for everyone, and limited in usefulness. But, this sort of simplistic lizard-logic is what allows conservatives employed in government to complain about the very taxes that paid their salary. It is why both Christian fundamentalists and Muslim fundamentalists can lay claim to God’s backing. And it is why river folks — who will soon line up to collect federal flood relief — will still believe that the federal government is useless.
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Other common beliefs born from the lizard-brain are:
- Hiding a gun under your shirt is a sign of bravery, rather than an act of cowardice.
- The only way one can be moral is to be instructed by some guy who claims he speaks for God.
- The poor are ruining the country because, somehow, they control public policy.
- Every attempt to perfect equal rights is a slippery slope that leads directly to sex with animals.
- Prosperity trickles down.
- Cooperation for the common good is “Socialism.”
- And my favorite — uneducated people have better ideas than educated people.
These logical fallacies derive from a toggle-switch brain that can only fall in one of two directions. If it scares me, it is bad. Otherwise, it is good. Unfortunately, like a snarling raccoon backed into a corner, our conservative friends aren’t even capable of understanding their real enemy
is fear. They call it “common sense.” And, of course, the problem with common sense is that every fool believes he has it. ...